Attention Shibuya! Behold your new Composer, his name is me!

[Taigamma]

*Dalcain is confused and realizes that there are now three people with "Da-" names. Dislikes feeling. Uses nuke.*

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Bebedora: "Is this...pain?"

*Bebedora swings her teddy bear and strikes Dante with it*

It's ok Dalcain, just a crossover battle between two PS2 series'.

*Is hit*

Dante: "Yeah, but there is more where that comes from. Jackpot!"

*Takes out Ebony and Ivory and fires*

Bebedora: "I'm breaking...little by little..."

"I shall suck the life right out of you. Divide!"

*Dante's life essence flows out of him into Bebedora, curing her in the process*

*Dante survives but is drained slightly, Nero then buts in and uses his buster to send Bebedora flying with a massive strike*

*Bebedora lands at Darc's feet. With a completely blank look on her face, she stands up, slowly*

*Darc walks toward both Dante and Nero*

Darc: "I'll destroy you all! Uhhhn! Ha! Dragon Fang Sword of Awakening!"

*Darc moves faster than the eye can see, appearing to strike at all angles of both combatants at the same time, hitting each roughly 10 times*

As Dante and Nero are hit, at first, they appear beaten; while* Dante and Nero lied on the ground for several consecutive minutes, suddenly a large blue energy surrounded Nero, while simultaniously, a massive crimson aura surrounded Dante, Dante's face now resembled a Demon, and
Nero had a massive blue monster appear out of him, both of the two charged towards Darc and Bebedora and delivered fifty strikes, thirty of them were from Dante's rebellion, the remaining twenty were from Nero's Yamato. This could severely cover them in gore, as well as do equal damage to what was just done to them.*

Dante: "DIE!!"

*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*  

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Bebedora: "I'm breaking...little by little..."

"I shall suck the life right out of you. Divide!"

*Dante's life essence flows out of him into Bebedora, curing her in the process*

*Dante survives but is drained slightly, Nero then buts in and uses his buster to send Bebedora flying with a massive strike*

*Bebedora lands at Darc's feet. With a completely blank look on her face, she stands up, slowly*

*Darc walks toward both Dante and Nero*

Darc: "I'll destroy you all! Uhhhn! Ha! Dragon Fang Sword of Awakening!"

*Darc moves faster than the eye can see, appearing to strike at all angles of both combatants at the same time, hitting each roughly 10 times*

As Dante and Nero are hit, at first, they appear beaten; while* Dante and Nero lied on the ground for several consecutive minutes, suddenly a large blue energy surrounded Nero, while simultaniously, a massive crimson aura surrounded Dante, Dante's face now resembled a Demon, and
Nero had a massive blue monster appear out of him, both of the two charged towards Darc and Bebedora and delivered fifty strikes, thirty of them were from Dante's rebellion, the remaining twenty were from Nero's Yamato. This could severely cover them in gore, as well as do equal damage to what was just done to them.*

Dante: "DIE!!"

*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*

*Dante and Nero emerge from the nuclear holocaust about as hurt as they were before, though it was clearly a draw*

Dante: "...What was this fight really about again?"

Nero: "Hell if I know."  

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Bebedora: "I'm breaking...little by little..."

"I shall suck the life right out of you. Divide!"

*Dante's life essence flows out of him into Bebedora, curing her in the process*

*Dante survives but is drained slightly, Nero then buts in and uses his buster to send Bebedora flying with a massive strike*

*Bebedora lands at Darc's feet. With a completely blank look on her face, she stands up, slowly*

*Darc walks toward both Dante and Nero*

Darc: "I'll destroy you all! Uhhhn! Ha! Dragon Fang Sword of Awakening!"

*Darc moves faster than the eye can see, appearing to strike at all angles of both combatants at the same time, hitting each roughly 10 times*

As Dante and Nero are hit, at first, they appear beaten; while* Dante and Nero lied on the ground for several consecutive minutes, suddenly a large blue energy surrounded Nero, while simultaniously, a massive crimson aura surrounded Dante, Dante's face now resembled a Demon, and
Nero had a massive blue monster appear out of him, both of the two charged towards Darc and Bebedora and delivered fifty strikes, thirty of them were from Dante's rebellion, the remaining twenty were from Nero's Yamato. This could severely cover them in gore, as well as do equal damage to what was just done to them.*

Dante: "DIE!!"

*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*

*Dante and Nero emerge from the nuclear holocaust about as hurt as they were before, though it was clearly a draw*

Dante: "...What was this fight really about again?"

Nero: "Hell if I know."

In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"  

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*Bebedora lands at Darc's feet. With a completely blank look on her face, she stands up, slowly*

*Darc walks toward both Dante and Nero*

Darc: "I'll destroy you all! Uhhhn! Ha! Dragon Fang Sword of Awakening!"

*Darc moves faster than the eye can see, appearing to strike at all angles of both combatants at the same time, hitting each roughly 10 times*

As Dante and Nero are hit, at first, they appear beaten; while* Dante and Nero lied on the ground for several consecutive minutes, suddenly a large blue energy surrounded Nero, while simultaniously, a massive crimson aura surrounded Dante, Dante's face now resembled a Demon, and
Nero had a massive blue monster appear out of him, both of the two charged towards Darc and Bebedora and delivered fifty strikes, thirty of them were from Dante's rebellion, the remaining twenty were from Nero's Yamato. This could severely cover them in gore, as well as do equal damage to what was just done to them.*

Dante: "DIE!!"

*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*

*Dante and Nero emerge from the nuclear holocaust about as hurt as they were before, though it was clearly a draw*

Dante: "...What was this fight really about again?"

Nero: "Hell if I know."

In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"

Dante: "Me and the kid here are both half demons, there are no humans here fool."

Dante aims Pandora at Darc and it morphs into a Bazooka, then a Laser Cannon.

Dante: "Now are we all going to behave or do I have to bust some heads!!?"  

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*Bebedora lands at Darc's feet. With a completely blank look on her face, she stands up, slowly*

*Darc walks toward both Dante and Nero*

Darc: "I'll destroy you all! Uhhhn! Ha! Dragon Fang Sword of Awakening!"

*Darc moves faster than the eye can see, appearing to strike at all angles of both combatants at the same time, hitting each roughly 10 times*

As Dante and Nero are hit, at first, they appear beaten; while* Dante and Nero lied on the ground for several consecutive minutes, suddenly a large blue energy surrounded Nero, while simultaniously, a massive crimson aura surrounded Dante, Dante's face now resembled a Demon, and
Nero had a massive blue monster appear out of him, both of the two charged towards Darc and Bebedora and delivered fifty strikes, thirty of them were from Dante's rebellion, the remaining twenty were from Nero's Yamato. This could severely cover them in gore, as well as do equal damage to what was just done to them.*

Dante: "DIE!!"

*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*

*Dante and Nero emerge from the nuclear holocaust about as hurt as they were before, though it was clearly a draw*

Dante: "...What was this fight really about again?"

Nero: "Hell if I know."

In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"

Dante: "Me and the kid here are both half demons, there are no humans here fool."

Dante aims Pandora at Darc and it morphs into a Bazooka, then a Laser Cannon.

Dante: "Now are we all going to behave or do I have to bust some heads!!?"

Acting quickly, Bebedora casts one last spell.

Bebedora: "Heavy are your limbs, that you may rest. Paralyzing wind!"

A gentle breeze blows toward both Dante and Nero, freezing their muscles as it passes over them.

Deciding that, since they cannot follow him, the Deimos are safe. He and Bebedora leave the two worthy foes.  

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*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*

*Dante and Nero emerge from the nuclear holocaust about as hurt as they were before, though it was clearly a draw*

Dante: "...What was this fight really about again?"

Nero: "Hell if I know."

In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"

Dante: "Me and the kid here are both half demons, there are no humans here fool."

Dante aims Pandora at Darc and it morphs into a Bazooka, then a Laser Cannon.

Dante: "Now are we all going to behave or do I have to bust some heads!!?"

Acting quickly, Bebedora casts one last spell.

Bebedora: "Heavy are your limbs, that you may rest. Paralyzing wind!"

A gentle breeze blows toward both Dante and Nero, freezing their muscles as it passes over them.

Deciding that, since they cannot follow him, the Deimos are safe. He and Bebedora leave the two worthy foes.

*They both break out and follow him into the Deimos* Dante: "Hey pal! We were just having fun here! Don't you think that we should extend the party a bit longer!?  

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*Darc is about to retalliate, when all of a sudden, Dalcain's nuke detonates and screws everyone over*

*Dante and Nero emerge from the nuclear holocaust about as hurt as they were before, though it was clearly a draw*

Dante: "...What was this fight really about again?"

Nero: "Hell if I know."

In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"

Dante: "Me and the kid here are both half demons, there are no humans here fool."

Dante aims Pandora at Darc and it morphs into a Bazooka, then a Laser Cannon.

Dante: "Now are we all going to behave or do I have to bust some heads!!?"

Acting quickly, Bebedora casts one last spell.

Bebedora: "Heavy are your limbs, that you may rest. Paralyzing wind!"

A gentle breeze blows toward both Dante and Nero, freezing their muscles as it passes over them.

Deciding that, since they cannot follow him, the Deimos are safe. He and Bebedora leave the two worthy foes.

*They both break out and follow him into the Deimos* Dante: "Hey pal! We were just having fun here! Don't you think that we should extend the party a bit longer!?

Darc: Fun? Humans only wish to destroy the Deimos. Why should I trust you?  

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In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"

Dante: "Me and the kid here are both half demons, there are no humans here fool."

Dante aims Pandora at Darc and it morphs into a Bazooka, then a Laser Cannon.

Dante: "Now are we all going to behave or do I have to bust some heads!!?"

Acting quickly, Bebedora casts one last spell.

Bebedora: "Heavy are your limbs, that you may rest. Paralyzing wind!"

A gentle breeze blows toward both Dante and Nero, freezing their muscles as it passes over them.

Deciding that, since they cannot follow him, the Deimos are safe. He and Bebedora leave the two worthy foes.

*They both break out and follow him into the Deimos* Dante: "Hey pal! We were just having fun here! Don't you think that we should extend the party a bit longer!?

Darc: Fun? Humans only wish to destroy the Deimos. Why should I trust you?

Dante: "You know, I don't even know what that is, why would I want to destroy it huh?"  

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In the distance, Darc clutches his side in pain, before casting cure on himself.

Darc: "I cannot allow the Deimos to be destroyed. These humans...must never find their way into our territory!"

Dante: "Me and the kid here are both half demons, there are no humans here fool."

Dante aims Pandora at Darc and it morphs into a Bazooka, then a Laser Cannon.

Dante: "Now are we all going to behave or do I have to bust some heads!!?"

Acting quickly, Bebedora casts one last spell.

Bebedora: "Heavy are your limbs, that you may rest. Paralyzing wind!"

A gentle breeze blows toward both Dante and Nero, freezing their muscles as it passes over them.

Deciding that, since they cannot follow him, the Deimos are safe. He and Bebedora leave the two worthy foes.

*They both break out and follow him into the Deimos* Dante: "Hey pal! We were just having fun here! Don't you think that we should extend the party a bit longer!?

Darc: Fun? Humans only wish to destroy the Deimos. Why should I trust you?

Dante: "You know, I don't even know what that is, why would I want to destroy it huh?"

Darc: "Don't play dumb with me! Hmmf." *Turns his back on Dante* "Whatever. Do what you want, but know this: if you ever try to hurt us. I'm gonna cut out your heart." *Clenches his clawed fist*  

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Dante: "Threats huh? I like this game!"

Blah....*Then a random Chuck Norris appears and Roundhouse kicks everything into next week*

*Next week*

Wait wut?  

[KeJoRo]

*One week in the past...from the future...present...thing*

*Bruce Lee returns from the dead and challenges Chuck Norris to Mortal Kombat. However, no-one will know the end result, since everyone was kicked into the next week*  

[So Zetta SIow]

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*One week in the past...from the future...present...thing*

*Bruce Lee returns from the dead and challenges Chuck Norris to Mortal Kombat. However, no-one will know the end result, since everyone was kicked into the next week*

*Then Ip Man joins in, Bruce Lee's former trainer, then whips the- ........................................................

There was no recording...Date Error# 243532/23223/23232

Me: Hmmmm.... ninja  

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*In the present-future? KeJoRo is currently in the middle of his grocery shopping*

Crap! I can't remember what I needed to buy!

*Picks up two identical bottles*

Catsup or ketchup? For God's sake, CATSUP OR KETCHUP?!