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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 2:52 pm


	how ya doin'?

Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:23 pm


	Chewin'.

G a m e O v e r

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[-Stefan-]

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Posted: Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:39 pm


	That's coo' an' (stuff >.>).

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 10:13 am


	ONE TIME I WAS WALKING DOWN THE PARK AND I WAS ATTACKED BY META_FISH! BEFORE I KNEW IT ZOMBIES CAME OUT OF NO WHERE AND STARTED TO EAT ME. I ESCAPED AND THEN I LOGGED ON TO GAIA BUT THEN A UNICORN BARGED INTO MY ROOM AND TRIED TO STAB ME WITH ITS HORN. I REACHED FOR MY KNIFE AND STABBED IT IN MY HEAD. AT THAT MOMENT GOD GAVE ME A NINTENDO WII AND I PLAYED IT FOR MANY HOURS ONLY A MAN IN A WHITE SHIRT CAME AND CALLED ME A WHITEY IN THE GAME. I WAS MAD SO I DESTROYED THE TV AND TOLD GOD THAT THE WII'S POWERS IS TOO MIGHTY AND MUST BE SEALED AWAY UNTILL BEFORE THANKSGIVING STARTS. THEN IWATA SAID THAT PEOPLE WOULD LIKE THE IDEA OF DOWNLOADING THE GAMES FROM THE OLDER SYSTEMS. I APPROVED AND HE CAST HIS MAGIC ON THE WII ALLOWING THIS TO HAPPEN. SHORTLY AFTER BODEYWN APPEAR AND SAID "ONLY THE CHOSEN ONES CAN WIELD THE WII!" I SAID "I AM WORTHY!!" THEN BODEYWN SAID "THEN HERE YOU ARE RAUI! DAMN YOU ROCK!" STEFAN THEN APPEARED AND CHALLENGED ME TO A SWORD FIGHT. I PULLED OUT EXCALIBUR AND SAID "HAVE AT YOU YOU FIEND!" WE BATTLED AND NEITHER OF US WON AND WE DECIDED TO TEAM UP. IWATA APPEARED AGAIN AND GAVE US HOLY ARMOR AND WEAPONS AND ASKED ME, BODEYWN, STEFAN, META_FISH, TRENN AND ALL THE OTHER MEMBERS TO STOP SONY ONCE AND FOR ALL. A ZOMBIE GENERAL SAID HE WOULD AID US WITH HIS ARMY. UNITED WE MARCHED TO SONY'S HQ. MARIO, LINK, KIRBY, IKE, AND ALL THE OTHER NINTENDO CHARACTERS JOINED US AND TOGETHER WE MARCHED THE HQ. BUT VICTORY WAS NOT GOING TO BE EASY. FOR THE SUMMONED CLOUD, RIKU, SORA, AND SEPHIROTH. WE BATTLED FOR A GOOD LONG TIME BUT WE PREVAILED. THEN IWATA SAID "DAMN YOU GUYS ROCK" AND GAVE US ALL A NINTENDO WII.

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Trenn Flashkill
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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 11:36 am


	I leaves me lost...in a daze.

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 3:40 pm


	NO WAI!.....Z

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G a m e O v e r

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Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:10 pm


	Awesome story. Make another. mad

Posted: Sat Jun 10, 2006 4:29 pm


	Fine I'll make you a story........ THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9AM AND 10AM. Police Officer1: Some crazy guy called Meta Fish has infilatrated the Sony HQ and has the President hostage. PoliceOfficer2: What are his demands? PoliceOfficer1: 500 dollars and the discontinuation of the console titled "PS3" He also demands that sony doesnt make any new consoles either. MetaFish: That's right! And I'll pull the ******** trigger!! PoliceOfficer2: Sir calm down, well stop it just calm down. MetaFish: OH I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN MY GODDAMN DEMANDS ARE MET! AND REMEMBER! YOU ONLY 2 HOURS TO MEET THEM. PoliceOfficer1: But how can we stop the production of the PS3? MetaFish: I already convinced him to stop making it! Now you guys have to go in and destroy everything related to the project. Too long have us Nintendo fans been insulted...with our "kiddie" games. WELL WE'LL SHOW THEM THE POLICE OFFICERS COMMENCED TO TO DESTROY THE PS3 PROJECT. NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS LEFT.

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Trenn Flashkill
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 10:13 am


	Bravo! clap

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:03 pm


	Part 2 Meta_Fish: Well thats done.. now that the PS3 is destroy, I should report back to the cult. Sony Cult Owner: Not so fast. Meta_Fish: Who's there? Sony Cult Owner: The owner of the Sony Cult. I heard you destroyed all the PS3s. Impressive, however we too, have send our men to destroy your precious Nintendo "Wiiwii" Bwahaha! Meta_Fish: NO! YOU b***d Meta_Fish pulls out a sword. Both Cult Leaders begin to have a sword fight. Meanwhile in the Nintendo HQ Sony Henchman: Heh, so this is the Wii. Well let's destroy this worthless trinkets. ??? : OH NO YOU DI'NT! Sony Henchman2: ?? The Nintendo Cult Members appear and surround them. Sony Henchmans 1 - 25: Oh st... Raui grins Raui: so you were saying? Sony Henchman: Um yeah maybe we'll just do this later? maybe? Trenn: Oh no, you aint going any where. Raui shouts to charge the hench men and they're pwned quite badly. Bill Gates: I see, so your fighting abilites are indeed however none of you will be able to survive THIS Bill Gates pulls out a a Xbox Bazooka and fires. Raui: OH SHI~! RUN! A barrier is somehow put up, reflecting the xbox missles. Bill Gates: What!? Iwata appears floating in midair. Iwata: Leave this to me, everyone. The members flee, knowing the power of Iwata is indeed mighty Bill Gates gets into a suit like the master chiefs' Bill Gates then charges toward the Nintendo Wii. Iwata pushes him back with his physchic abilites Iwata: YOU...SHALL NOT...PASS!!! Iwata tosses Bill Gates into Microsoft HQ Billgates : Noooo!!!

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Trenn Flashkill
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 12:41 pm


	Lol, Iwata is Gandalf! Iwata the Grey.

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:32 pm


	Raui Fine I'll make you a story........ THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9AM AND 10AM. Police Officer1: Some crazy guy called Meta Fish has infilatrated the Sony HQ and has the President hostage. PoliceOfficer2: What are his demands? PoliceOfficer1: 500 dollars and the discontinuation of the console titled "PS3" He also demands that sony doesnt make any new consoles either. MetaFish: That's right! And I'll pull the ****** trigger!! PoliceOfficer2: Sir calm down, well stop it just calm down. MetaFish: OH I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN MY GODDAMN DEMANDS ARE MET! AND REMEMBER! YOU ONLY 2 HOURS TO MEET THEM. PoliceOfficer1: But how can we stop the production of the PS3? MetaFish: I already convinced him to stop making it! Now you guys have to go in and destroy everything related to the project. Too long have us Nintendo fans been insulted...with our "kiddie" games. WELL WE'LL SHOW THEM THE POLICE OFFICERS COMMENCED TO TO DESTROY THE PS3 PROJECT. NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS LEFT. crying** Beautiful. Raui, I love you.

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Walamanchee

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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 1:59 pm


	Trenn Flashkill Lol, Iwata is Gandalf! Iwata the Grey. xd I was just making that up for kicks.

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 2:00 pm


	Meta_Fish Raui Fine I'll make you a story........ THE FOLLOWING TAKES PLACE BETWEEN 9AM AND 10AM. Police Officer1: Some crazy guy called Meta Fish has infilatrated the Sony HQ and has the President hostage. PoliceOfficer2: What are his demands? PoliceOfficer1: 500 dollars and the discontinuation of the console titled "PS3" He also demands that sony doesnt make any new consoles either. MetaFish: That's right! And I'll pull the ****** trigger!! PoliceOfficer2: Sir calm down, well stop it just calm down. MetaFish: OH I'LL CALM DOWN WHEN MY GODDAMN DEMANDS ARE MET! AND REMEMBER! YOU ONLY 2 HOURS TO MEET THEM. PoliceOfficer1: But how can we stop the production of the PS3? MetaFish: I already convinced him to stop making it! Now you guys have to go in and destroy everything related to the project. Too long have us Nintendo fans been insulted...with our "kiddie" games. WELL WE'LL SHOW THEM THE POLICE OFFICERS COMMENCED TO TO DESTROY THE PS3 PROJECT. NOT A SINGLE ONE WAS LEFT. crying** Beautiful. Raui, I love you. Read part 2, you'll enjoy it.

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Trenn Flashkill
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Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:36 pm


	I won't lie. I like p.2 more cuz teh me has a line!

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