Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

Jack just gave a sigh, but did not answer. He took the phone out and looked at the caller ID instead.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

It was Henry. Go figure.  

[Zahzi]

Jack gave a groan, answering.
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'll buy the door if it gets me hardwood, and don't pick up the kids today."  

[Zahzi]

"....Whyyyyy?" Jack asked, referring to the last order.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"The kids requested they ride the bus today. I allowed it. I want you to pose as the driver of said bus instead."  

[Zahzi]

".....Seriously?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Why else did you think I got you bus driving lessons?"  

[Zahzi]

"In case you screw up in this business and need a tour bus guide..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Shut up, get dressed, and pick up the kids as a bus driver today." Henry growled, before suddenly hanging up.  

[Zahzi]

Jack just rolled his eyes, still looking at the Metal Doors.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Several hours later, school came out...

Like other younger children, Valarie came running out of the school, laughing and smiling and making a B-line for the bus.

Isaac was... a lot slower than his sister, but he made sure to be behind her and watched her the whole time as he lined up for the bus as well.  

[Zahzi]

Jack was already on the bus, Sunglasses, a fake beard and hat on to disguise himself.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Valarie boarded the bus without so much as a glance and a brief 'hello' to the driver/Jack.

Isaac was slower, and stared a bit more.

"...Do I know you?" He asked the driver, his eyes narrowing."  

[Zahzi]

"Nah idea why..." Jack replied in a southern accent.