You Know You've Played RE Too Much When...

[Canas Renvall]

When a dog tries to nibble at you playfully, you punch it in the head and push it away. (Glad I didn't do that to my dog... >_>; Although a dog did bite me once. Maybe it was because I was going through its doggie door, but... >_>; )  

[[~.Kami.Kaze.~]]

NO I HAVE 2 DOGS !!! There to small to be infection candidates.  

[CM_Punk]

Whenever you watch disney channel and see "My Date With The Presidents Daughter" You get the urge to play RE4.  

[CM_Punk]

When you spend your entire youth making up hillarious inside jokes about the serious nobody else understands... and you call them crazy.  

[Resident_Kyo]

at the end of the day you feel like going up to a girl and saying " how bout we do a little overtime..."

(im sorry but tell me if you agree with me "do you think some of the endings in resident evil are kind of cheesy?")  

[DarkMorph]

When your friend is calling you, you answer the phone by moaning like a zombie. xd  

[Kowaku Kagai]

RogueDeath

On your front door you hang a sign saying: Warning this house has explicit scenes of gore and language.

I'm so doing that  

[Kowaku Kagai]

You strain your arm trying to stretch it across  

[Heavenly_Frozen]

You pick up random weeds in the street and keep them in a case for fist aid purposes

You seem to be extremely good at arranging stuff in bags and cases so that everything fits

You shoot at shiny things because they might be something good to pick up

You flinch or twitch everytime you hear the word "umbrella" *twitch*

You insist on giving girls a lift-up onto a wall, while looking up their skirt

You have a strange attachment to big, empty, dark mansions  

[Hollow Shaman]

when you think a very sick person is a zombie and you try to shoot it

when you see a police dog you run

you keep a first aid kit in handy...


when you see a ashely picture from RE4, you whant to kill her badly in the game..

when you get sick you try to find T-Virus Cure  

[J87]

Taver Char

When you beat up ugly guys in black trenchcoats hoping they'll drop something neat.

When you want to start a pharaceutical company and create the T-Virus.

When you have a plan to survive a zombie outbreak.

i dont have the frist one i have the second and have over like 300 difrent plans and always makeing more

now for mine

when you buy a $15 katana replica at a swap meet so your always ready for zombies in your room *i did that too*

when you dream that your walking around like a RE charicter *damn did that to*

buy a vest with like 17 pockets so you wont have only 6 invantory spots when zombies attack *you know these are all ones i have done*

have the zombie survival guide memorized even tough youve never read it or atleast know all the important info

when your walking down the street looking for a safe place to hide with easy access if zombies suddenly show up

umm lets try for one i ahvent done

... crap i cant think of any i havent done

edit: oh wait if they made grunny plushies your would get 6 so your charicter could be over run by zombie bunnys (wonders why there arnt any zombie house cats and bunnys in any RE games  

[LAAG]

Whenever you see something shiney laying around and you pick it up.

When you start to collect ink ribbins.  

[[~.Kami.Kaze.~]]

DarkMorph

When your friend is calling you, you answer the phone by moaning like a zombie. xd

Actually the toher day I did something else, I do do that though. ninja
" Don't tell me your name, just start talking dirty ."  

[Mr. Kennedy]

When you play Dead Rising and spend an hour freaking out about the fact that there is a resturant named "Jills Sandwiches"