Things Tekken characters would never say/do...

[Alixraen]

Paul, Lee, and Ganryu singing: *We are the champions, my friend..."  

[Musicalchick]

(After an explosion)
Nina:Why didn't you leave me to die?
Anna:Because, we're sisters!
Nina:Im gonna kill you...
(After some hot battle which ends up in a lesbian bar, Anna pulls Nina close to her lips and then a friggen lesbian orgy happens)
Eew!
Thats so gross, huh?  

[Tekkensennin]

Musicalchick-Amy

(After an explosion)
Nina:Why didn't you leave me to die?
Anna:Because, we're sisters!
Nina:Im gonna kill you...
(After some hot battle which ends up in a lesbian bar, Anna pulls Nina close to her lips and then a friggen lesbian orgy happens)
Eew!
Thats so gross, huh?

Not really... exept for the part which is Anna... and then there's that incest issue...  

[Mangafan5]

hwo sad to jin) I give up  

[T5 Jin]

Kazuya(sitting on a lounge chair): I think I may have some self esteem issues and an inferiority complex. Ever since My father threw me off the cliff...  

[tekken fan]

Jin : xiauo...I just wanted to say....im in love with you. *begins singing secret lovers*  

[sheed_rock7]

Nina and Anna just standing there slaping each other  

[Pooky Girl]

Crimson Gamer

Nina and Anna just standing there slaping each other

or making up. rofl  

[Son Kurichi-Kai]

Raven: I need a few extra bucks, I guess being Wesley Snipes' stunt double won't be too bad. sweatdrop  

[Alixraen]

Paul: The square root of one side of an isosceles triangle is the sum of the other two sides divided by the average of all three sides!
Lee :That's a RIGHT triangle, you idiot!
Paul: Doh.  

[gwendy730]

Jun (to Jin): Yeah, you're Dad was a real sex machine. He f****d me here, and f****d me there. In fact, we made you in the forest when he made wild animal love with me.

Steve (running to Nina): MOMMY!!!  

[Blak Majic]

Hworang: Man ******** U BAEK. U A WEAK a** OLD MAN!!!!
Baek: HOMIE IMA SHOW, OLD SKOOOL

Craig: U know King, I can understand u bein all pissed off and s**t. I mean u Mexican and s**t. I'd be pissed too. But u know lets squash our beef.

King: RRAAARRRRAAAAARRRRAAARRRRRR!!!!
( Okay vato. But u gotta admit I can beat yo pinche a** anyday)  

[kittybikerX]

Hwoarang: Jin, you are my best friend <3
Jin: but you hate me o_o
Hwoarwng: Jin, I love you
Jin: WTF!!?!?!?!? O_o;;;
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Heihachi: I am a sexy beast!! <3
Jin: But, but I'm the male sex symdol T~T
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Michelle Chang: Yes Ganryu, I will go out with you
Ganryu: You will??  

[kittybikerX]

Nyu-sama

kittybikerX

Heihachi: I am a sexy beast!! <3

If he'd say that, I'd probably die in laughter.. mrgreen

I would have pissed myself xd