I got this from a video i saw. i had to edit some. the script is colorcoded.
Luxord: Hey everybody I’m home. What! What is this?
Xemnas: We’ve called a meeting luxord your gambling’s out of control. We’ve gathered all your friends together.
Roxas: It’s for your own good luxord.
Luxord: What. You guys aren’t my friends.
Xemnas: Well uh. This is the best we could do.
Xigbar: Because of you this is all we have to wear! We had to sell all our other clothes to pay off your depts.
Saix: Because of you I had to auction off my underwear on the internet!
Leon: Heh heh
Xemnas: Now wait guys this isn’t a circle of judgment. We’re here to help luxord through companionship and love so don’t hate celebrate we’re gonna help you luxord
Demyx: Xemnas you’re so gay.
Xemnas: Shut up!
Xaldin Quiet guys.
Luxord: It’s not me with the problems it’s you guys you have the problems.
Xemnas: Now luxord you’re just acting u-
Luxod: YOU GUYS! Saix and Larxene are friggin sadist.
Saix: Hmmm?
Larxene: Heh heh heh.
Demyx: That was creepy.
Luxord: Exhibit A.
Larxene: *scene of sora and larxene fighting* Scream for me sora I’m gonna kill you rip yur heart out…
Luxord: Exhibit B.
Saix: *scene of berserk saix fighting sora* Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh bleh KILL! Bleh bleh SMASH YOUR SKULL!!!
Luxord: Axels a pyro.
Axel: Hey I’m against that.*goes to scene of Axel and Roxas fighting* Heh heh burn baby!
Luxord: Wow he’s friggin beatin up his boyfriend. I guess that makes him a sadist… pyro… thing.
Roxas: He’s not my BOYFRIEND! Grrrr.
Axel: Stop resisting me roxas!
Roxas: ARRRRRGH!!
Luxord: See roxas is gay and, demyx gotta be on crack.
Demyx: Hey am not!
Luxord: Are so! Those water clones don’t exactly look like the product of ‘natural imagination’
Demyx: Hmmm hmm hmm hmm lalalala!
Luxord: And whats that?
Demyx: Ummm well I uh I I took axels sugar.
Axel: YOU WHAT!?
Demyx: I’m sorry I’m really really sorry!
Luxord: Don’t even get me started on marluxias ‘flower power’ issues
Marluxia: Hey hey! I’m so pretty!
Luxord: And Xemnas, don’t even get me started on you. Your names the anagram of mansex. *shudders*
Xemnas: Whatever this isn’t about us this is about you. This is an intervention for you. Got it? Now shut up and let us help you. Kapiece?
luxord: Screw you guys I’m gonna get some booze and some money and go out on the town. Yeah with my best bud. Woohoo partay!
Xemnas: *sniff*somebody… hold me!
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