the corupt wish game

[Rellik San]

Granted but it all ends in tears with Nuttle klaaayyyy!!!

I wish for Lucozade  

[sinister_murdock]

Granted, But you don't remember what it is or what to do with it (i have no clue what it is,, that was dirty playing xD)


I wish i was an emo guild mod!  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but you realise it isn't that great

(lucozade, only available in the UK its a sports drink)

I wish I had more guild members  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but they're all illiterate noobs.

I wish pocky came in sushi flavour.  

[sinister_murdock]

granted, but when you let it sit out it smells like rotting fish


I wish I wished!  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

granted but you wished something very horrible and un-reversable

I wish i could get great grades and nut have bf problems.  

[Rellik San]

Granted, your bf has no nuts.

I wish I had a better job.  

[halfmike]

granted but your job becomes so enjoyable that you lose contact with your family and then leanr a lesson in the end like a boring movie... but then in the sequel you die when gilligan farts around the campfire, blowing fire into your face scarring you for life so the skipper puts you out of your misery (what a sequel)

i wish my life was a boring pop song and everyone's singing along. (10 bucks if you can tell me what song that's from)

i wish jack's mannequin would release a new cd  

[X rockMuhLonelyHeartX]

halfmike

granted but your job becomes so enjoyable that you lose contact with your family and then leanr a lesson in the end like a boring movie... but then in the sequel you die when gilligan farts around the campfire, blowing fire into your face scarring you for life so the skipper puts you out of your misery (what a sequel)

i wish my life was a boring pop song and everyone's singing along. (10 bucks if you can tell me what song that's from)

i wish jack's mannequin would release a new cd

Granted. But all the songs suck so you dont get it.

I wish my ex boyfriend would stop starring at me and purposely flrting with my friends.
 

[moonlight_horror]

granted, but then he starts flirting with u

i wish i could sleep  

[halfmike]

granted
but you never wake up lol scream

i wish i wasnt so depreessed b/c people are sooo stupid and hurtful to people they dont know, and they steriotype soo much its not fair  

[Gambino Statue]

Granted, but your too happy and it makes people feel uncomfotable.

I wish Cd's weren't so expensive.  

[[[insane]]--butterfly--]

Granted...CD's drop to 5c and you buy the world of them...then they fill up the house and you need to buy another house...worth the rest of the monnies that the CD's dropped from...so u have no monnies.

I wish my knee would stop ******** up.  

[Rellik San]

Granted, but your elbow ******** up instead

I wish I could go an a most excellent adventure.  

[halfmike]

granted
but you experience the most dangerous game... and you die

i wish i didn't have to ever be in school