Goddess of Compassion
I wish that I had an indestructable pair of pants that never got dirty or wore out. i could take them off using magical words, and every time i needed to buy something i just reached into my pocket and pulled out the exact amount of cash i needed for what i was buying. Plus they look fabulous and make my figure look AMAZING!!
They have an open coffin service, but it's the lower half of the coffin to show off how awesome the pants are.
I wish I had more time.