☆ The Random Guild ★ [Grill & Bar] ☆

[mihawk13]

*walks into bar*
Can I get a Vanilla Coke?
*walks up to bar; steps on something*
Hey look, a paintbrush! Does this belong to any of you guys?  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

don't touch the brush, it triggers a secret alarm...and you'll get caught in the cage of madness.  

[koolay0]

-touches the brush-
so wheres the madness?  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

hmm idk, Shadow must've forgotten to set it again xD  

[theshadowwolf94]

koolay0

-touches the brush-
so wheres the madness?

*you get teleported into a dimension that will drive you insane in way's that you can't even comprehend. A place of such horrors that you will never forget what you saw and when ever you think of it you will remember it in perfect clarity.*
hehehehehe, have fun, i know i did *a madly insane grin spreads across my face*  

[mihawk13]

*Shoves brush in Koolay's hands as fast as I can*
Ohhkay... so has anyone seen my ship? pirate All I have left is my anchor.  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

This bar isn't ready... hurry! We must flush the toilet zombies and chinchillas before our first customers arrive!  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

Right! -runs about gathering the toilet zombies and chinchillas up-  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Eat my rake! Foolish zombies and chinchillas.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

Ah! This is taking me forever in human form >< -shifts to wolf form and works twice as fast-  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

Huh. Why do all this work when i can turn myself into a useless orange peel and let the wolf do all the work?  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

>.> you make me do all the work and I'll bite you everytime I see you for the next month. -bares teeth and growls-  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

well, i think it would be a lot less painful if i were an orange peel... so... poof i'm an orange peel  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

damn you....-growls at you and goes back to work-  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

orange peel will be taking a lunch break.... skitter skitter