Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She had kids  

[The Iliaddict]

She opposed my proposal of adopting. Hmph.

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[souleater729]

She ate my children... AFTER she ate the whole thanksgiving day Turkey!!! Who does that?! We're through you fat slob!!!  

[Sora-Snapple]

i left her cause She smashed the car in to a poll. the pool fell in to a table with buckets of paint that fell on the ground. some one slipped with the paint and fell to the ground that pushed another person that fell on chuck norris who screamed and scared the cat who scratched a old lady who kicked the same cat. The cat fell on a girl that fell into a smaller pole that hit me in the nuts. >.> you dum chick  

[some bxtch]

Because I didn't want to live in the UGLY house thy decorated.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

She kept calling me a guy crying  

[zrofyre]

when she wore flip-flops she'd make them slap as she walked.  

[44hrygydi]

Her pumpkins attacked me. D:  

[ebozeex]

Because she binges too much on candeh!  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

he wouldn't stop making fun of himself rolleyes  

[Tempe Hunt]

Cause he stole muh cookies!!!!!!

 

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she thought he's were she's and she's were he's  

[NekkoNinja]

Shes so sparkly i couldn't see her xp  

[LadyAmamizu]

infidelity with a goat.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she was too much of a princess