Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Er, did I interrupt something?" Enzo asked when the phone was answered.

"The captain wanted me to ask you to make sure there weren't any incidents with Jack today. He doesn't like dealing with him...That okay?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Just been getting a lot of stupid phone calls..." Henry replied with a stressed sigh.

"And I'll do what I can about Jack. But honestly, that ain't much. The guy is a ******** whacko."  

[SoujiAtsumi]

"Oh? That's too bad, maybe you should block their number." Enzo hummed.

"Alright then, I'll let him know. Bye." With that he ended the call.  

[Zahzi]

After about half an hour, Jack returned to the the building alone, and walked back into Henry's office.
"Alona wanted to shop on her own, so here I am."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Yeah. I'll get right on that." Henry grunted in reply to Enzo, snapping his phone shut after the other hung up and promptly throwing it across his room.

When Jack returned, he would Henry laying on his desk, already exhausted.

"I think I need a new phone..."  

[Zahzi]

Jack looked from Henry, to the wall with the phone embedded into it.
"....Ya think?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Stupid Cade and Enzo don't understand of leaving a busy man alone..." Henry sighed.

"Oh.. And Enzo says the Chief asks you to behave. He doesn't want to see you again so soon."  

[Zahzi]

Jack rolled his eyes over what Enzo said.
"Notice how people aren't annoying me over my phone. The screening message works VERY well..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're a hired gun. I'm a business man. Our phones work differently, Jack-a**."  

[Zahzi]

Jack took his phone out and pressed a few buttons before a message rang out.
"You've reached the phone of Jack Caymen. If you're my employer, or related to them, leave a message. If not, speaking one letter will GUARENTEE THAT I WILL MAKE YOUR HOUSE BURN AND LAUGH AS YOUR SCREAMS FILL THE NIGHT!
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If this is 'you know who', how the ******** did you get this number..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...Who's 'you know who'?" Henry asked curiously, raising his eyebrow at Jack's message.  

[Zahzi]

"...Your stalkerish Ex....."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh God..." Henry groaned, rolling over on his desk.

"I forgot... The kids need to go see her tomorrow for the weekend..."  

[Zahzi]

Jack's eyes narrowed into a glare, knowing what Henry was about to say.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I don't wanna deal with that b***h..." Henry whined, looking back at Jack with a pout.

"And she likes you. Do you think you could take the kids over there for their weekend visit?"