Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[bloodysquirel]

Just because.... that the way the cookie crumbles.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

much too naive for my tastes.  

[serial_chiller]

she hates ninja chewy and ninja gooey  

[Chatty Cassie]

his chinchilla chewed through my socks with its MASSIVE TEETH

scream  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

Ninja chewy attempted to mind control me again stare (oops she got there first xD)

She kept whacking me in the head with a broom crying  

[Chatty Cassie]

she didn't understand how i express my love crying  

[Diandrin]

She's too sparkly for my taste.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

he wouldn't get rid of that dammed cigar!  

[Gaukenn]

Because all the shiny things doesn't let me sleep .--.

 

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

complained about me being shiny when he is the shiniest fish in the sea lol  

[Diandrin]

She always clogged the shower with hair and didn't clean it up after.  

[Gaukenn]

Always complaining about me having wet dreams crying

He smoke everywhere >_<

 

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

he whines too much  

[ashi-mitsukai17]

He's always crying. Tsk tsk. D:<  

[Diandrin]

Cause she said that he said that his mother said that her sister said that her best friend said that he said that they said that those guys over there said that his great uncle twice removed on his mothers side oft he family said that she said I was ugly. sad