::Resident Evil 5 Discussion:: The Infection Spreads

[NotteRequiem]

Haha, well, if you were playing the other scenario, here's how it played out to my memory.

Leon: It's finally over (or something to that effect)
Claire: No, I still have to find my brother

So its possible, whichever scenario they find to be Cannon, that Sherry doesn't know Chris' first name.  

[MadamTarantula]

burning_eyes (click)  

[Canas Renvall]

What was that? Did you hear that? It sounded like... It sounded like a crack. Like my heart breaking. Or my baseball bat cracking in half over Takeuchi's skull. burning_eyes  

[MadamTarantula]

Canas Renvall

What was that? Did you hear that? It sounded like... It sounded like a crack. Like my heart breaking. Or my baseball bat cracking in half over Takeuchi's skull. burning_eyes

Here's the plan... ninja

1. Buy typewriters.

2. Fly to Japan.

3. Sneak into Capcom HQ and kidnap Mikami.

4. Throw him into a janitors closet.

5. Bound and gag him to a chair.

6. Bludgeon him with typewriters until he agrees to restore RE. twisted  

[Elliot Salem]

I like the idea of bludgeoning him with typewriters.  

[MadamTarantula]

Elliot Salem

I like the idea of bludgeoning him with typewriters.

That's one of the funniest things I've seen this week. rofl  

[Vankala]

No typewriters in RE??? Ok, that's just going way too far!! >_< And chapters and checkpoints as saving points? God, this game's gonna be even easier than RE4. stare Screw it. I was gonna give RE5 a chance but now, what's the point? Its even less of an RE game than RE4 was, and i didn't think that was possible.

I like AngelaAshford's plan, though. twisted  

[UmbraGallus]

RE isn't RE without typewriters... crying crying crying crying crying WHY MIKAMI DUDE WHY!!!!!!!!  

[Canas Renvall]

$20 on voodoo magic and wieldable swords by release! Any takers?  

[UmbraGallus]

AWESOME I"LL TAKE 10! razz  

[Canas Renvall]

Alright! We've got a contender! Anyone else? I mean, ya gotta admit it's a pretty safe bet!  

[NotteRequiem]

I vote Sherry being the sluttiest creation in Resident Evil history.

Who wants to contend THAT?!  

[UmbraGallus]

...Sherry's a brat...<_<  

[W0lf Rid3r]

I have a heard a lot about Resident Evil 5 supposed to be like the best, but from what I have heard about it it's going to not even really be a RE game, but to be honest I don't know who Mikami is, could someone clarify for me who this is?  

[MadamTarantula]

Shadow Wolf of Light

I have a heard a lot about Resident Evil 5 supposed to be like the best, but from what I have heard about it it's going to not even really be a RE game, but to be honest I don't know who Mikami is, could someone clarify for me who this is?

He's the person responsible for creating the series.

I think I have an idea of what Mikami is trying to do. He's trying to make it as awful as possible, to hopefully get completely axed from Capcom and never do another RE again, but people end up loving it, so he still has to make more. It's the Wacky Deli Effect (referance here, here, and here).

...Except RE has nothing to do with talking deli meat and cheeze. lol

And Notte...I think it's possibly that Excella b***h seen in the recent 5 trailers. She's supposed to be working with Wesker, so that means she's Wesker's Next Top Ho™.

Wesker was so much better he was working solo, not sitting at some laptop, making others do the dirty work for him. confused