Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

"It's not just the visit." Jack growled.
"I have to stay there the ENTIRE ******** TIME!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You CAN leave the kids with her, ya know." Henry added.

"You think'd I stay there for the weekend if it was me dropping them off instead?"  

[Zahzi]

"Oh yeah. Great plan to leave them with a sexually-flippant b***h who has no means to keep them safe......"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"It's just for the weekend.. They'll be FINE."  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah...Like the schoolbus fiasco...."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Seriously, what the ******** was up with that..?" Henry asked curiously as he sat up.

"I mean, really. MIDGET assassins?"  

[Zahzi]

"You tell me. Who did you piss off that has midget cronies??"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

 

[Zahzi]

"....You didn't s**t on a carnival, did you..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"No. You know I hate clowns..." Henry replied with a shudder.  

[Zahzi]

"Note to self. I send the clowns in on Monday morning..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And why would you do that to me..?" Henry frowned.

"At least she treats you NICELY."  

[Zahzi]

"YOU KNOW WHY."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"So she wants to hump. That's more than I ever got!"  

[Zahzi]

"She DOES it to get to YOU."