Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

he says too many confusing things @__@  

[Gaukenn]

She gets confused easily confused

 

[Chatty Cassie]

because his hair looked so much softer than mine  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she abused me with the broom again crying  

[Chatty Cassie]

she's SOOOO against my only mode of transportation! c'mon!! you WISH you had my broom  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she believes that a broom is the best form of transportation. I got a freaking dragon! nothing can beat that!  

[Chatty Cassie]

she challenged my methods. watch it now. i'm a witch; i'll make that dragon disappear smile  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she just flat out challenged me.

watch it, witch, I'm a trained elemental and sorceress.  

[Diandrin]

She threatened to poof someone else's dragon when dragon's are so uber!

She got me wet with her water elemental spells. ._.  

[aPOPcalypze]

Stole my cigars.  

[Chatty Cassie]

she smokes smelly cigars *wrinkles nose*  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she threatened me with the broom again burning_eyes  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

and I said it was the pie.  

[Chatty Cassie]

because he... doesn't like cakes...? and i do...? idk neutral
edit: because it's her again!! curses!