Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And clearly it's not working so I think she just really likes ya."  

[Zahzi]

"OR, he's off her rocker."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"She's cold, not insane." Henry sighed.

"Honestly, I don't see what the big deal is."  

[Zahzi]

"I'm not INTO HER!"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"What's stopping ya? The ice cold b***h part? 'Cause she's awfully nice to you." Henry sighed.

"Wish I could get that same kindness..."  

[Zahzi]

"It'd feel like I was betraying you, for one."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Jack." Henry sat up and looked at his friend dead in the eye.

"Prior to finalizing the divorce papers, name the last time you me and the woman truly happy in the same room with each other."  

[Zahzi]

"...Touche."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"So, take the kids to see their mother, and get some ex-wife tail. Okay?"  

[Zahzi]

Jack's eye just twitched..  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh don't tell me you're like Cade and have issues with left overs too." Henry groaned.

"People like that stay virgins FOREVER."  

[Zahzi]

"That's not the reason and you know it." Jack growled.
"It's how your little girl would react."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Valarie's tough." Henry pointed out. "She's done well for a kid with divorced parents. And she sees you like family already.

"Besides, it's not like the b***h ain't flaunted boyfriends before in front of the kids."  

[Zahzi]

"She was already uneasy with Alona spending the night, Henry.."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"But that was with ME. She's never expressed worry about her mother whoring."