Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

"Not in front of you.."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Has she complained to you about Mommy being a whore?" Henry asked as he raised a curious eyebrow.  

[Zahzi]

"No. She does not like that she has replaced you."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And why the Hell does she tell only YOU this?"  

[Zahzi]

"You're far too busy, not to mention she doesn't want to upset you."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And she just tells you everything..?

"Is there anything else I need to know?!"  

[Zahzi]

Jack thought for a few moments, tapping his chin.
"....Dunno if I should tell you THAT one..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Henry narrowed his eyes, the right one having a slight twitch after Jack's muttering.

"Tell me what?"  

[Zahzi]

".......................OH LOOK AT THE TIME! THE KIDS WILL GET OUT OF SCHOOL SOON!" Jack yelled, storming towards the door.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"JACK DON'T YOU BULLSHIT ME!" Henry barked, the twitch in his eye getting worse.

"It's only NOON. They don't get out for another three hours. Now tell me what you're talking about or I shoot you in the knees!"  

[Zahzi]

"YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS!" Jack barked, running off anyway.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"JACK!!" Henry barked as he ran out. He immediately leaned to his phone, his twitch getting worse.

"Security. Lock all the doors and tranquilize Jack. I need him back in my office ASAP."  

[Zahzi]

"OH YOU a*****e!!" Jack barked as the sounds of the dart guns going off could be heard..  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"All is fair in love and war..." Henry chuckled to himself as he heard Jack. Wouldn't be long now before he came back...  

[Zahzi]

After a few moments, the Security dragged a now-drowsy Jack.
"Aaaaaaaaaass....Hooooooooooole....."