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 Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:43 pm
HEY YOU OKAY
YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY ADDIE
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 10:44 pm
Once upon a time, in the land of Hyrule
Everyone was okay and everything was cool...
Until the dark prince Ganon appeared and said
"The triforce is mine, and everything is dead!
Know your role Link, I'll leave you black and blue and by the way..."
"What's up?"
"I kidnapped Zelda, too!"
"Oh s**t!" I thought to myself "What am I going to do!?
When I find your a**, I'm gonna straight end you!
Is that a mask or your face, you big fat jerk?"
"Come and find out Link!" He said with a smirk.
"I'll find my way through your maze, fillin' up with hearts along the way!
Today will be the last day of your life!"
"You're so gay.
Listen up Link, before you story begins, it's so complicated that you'll never win."
"You're joking!"
"And that's why I'll detail it; cause you ain't s**t. I got more important things to do than worry about it.
When your hearts run low, there's some fairies in the lake that will refill your energy like Frosted Flakes.
But no, that's all your getting; no more clues for you.
Enjoy, mother ********, 'cause you'll never get through."
"That's what you think, I'm the infinite hero, I'll keep on smilin' till my health reaches zero!
Like my white tights, my patience is thin, haha!"
"You won't amount to nothin' let your story begin! Oink!"
THE NAME'S LINK.Yo.
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:05 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:15 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:16 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:19 pm
I kno. I was finishing the attack move. He pulls out a piece of gum and eats it.
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:20 pm
J of The Wind I kno. I was finishing the attack move. He pulls out a piece of gum and eats it. :I Awesome. Would that be a power up or something?
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:21 pm
Hero Maul J of The Wind I kno. I was finishing the attack move. He pulls out a piece of gum and eats it. :I Awesome. Would that be a power up or something?
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:23 pm
J of The Wind Hero Maul J of The Wind I kno. I was finishing the attack move. He pulls out a piece of gum and eats it. :I Awesome. Would that be a power up or something? Hmm. But, his jaw can drop to the floor. And besides, he eats like he going to die. He could beat that...jaw guy.
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:29 pm
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Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:30 pm
Hero Maul J of The Wind Hero Maul J of The Wind I kno. I was finishing the attack move. He pulls out a piece of gum and eats it. :I Awesome. Would that be a power up or something? Hmm. But, his jaw can drop to the floor. And besides, he eats like he going to die. He could beat that...jaw guy. Well this particular gum is filled with extra flavor. Flavor out of this world. Amazing flavor up the Wazu.
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