Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

She complained that I read too much.  

[ErinnMarie]

Because she made me drive home from the dentist after having my wisdom teeth pulled... It felt like my body was made of marshmallow fluff...  

[Chatty Cassie]

because she was made of marshmallow fluff and i like to eat marshmallow fluff, but that would be resorting to cannibalism in this case, and that isn't a good thing ._.  

[theshadowwolf94]

cause i murdered her  

[Chatty Cassie]

cause he/she (?) murdered me crying . but now i can haunt him/her (again, ?) twisted  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

She could fly sweatdrop  

[ErinnMarie]

It's hard to hug someone when they're on fire.  

[theshadowwolf94]

cause i'm cursed by a gray wizard.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He reminded me of my pets X.X
edit:
He had wings coming out of his head and it freaked me out  

[theshadowwolf94]

she is to shiney  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

I am not too shiny ....*runs away*  

[ErinnMarie]

He's not shiney ENOUGH. Don't listen to him.  

[ShadowLilium]

She has a freakin' kokeshi fan! Now, I have a bumpy past with kokeshi's, it did... Things.. With it's fan... *Cry*  

[ErinnMarie]

She didn't like my fan *cry*