Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Henry asked with a smirk.

"Didn't understand ya buddy." He waved off the security after giving a brief thumbs up to the successful catch.  

[Zahzi]

"......Yaaaaaaaaaaaa heeeeeeeeeeeerrrd me.............." Jack groaned, leaning back in a chair.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Not sure I understand drugged a*****e. Gonna need to speak a little bit clearer."  

[Zahzi]

Jack stared at Henry for a solid minute before raising his hand, giving him the finger.
"Clear enough.....?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Crystal clear. Unlike your vision." Henry replied with a chuckle.  

[Zahzi]

Jack's eye twitched.
"Valarie thinks I'm replacing you."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"...You mean with the Ice Queen?"  

[Zahzi]

"No..As in the dad." Jack sighed.
"Used to just be I was seen as the uncle. But, well..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"You're lying." Henry growled.  

[Zahzi]

"Henry, when was the last time you played around with your kids..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I... I don't know..." Henry answered uncomfortably, shifting his weight in his chair.  

[Zahzi]

"Exactly.."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh God I'm a horrible father!!" Henry suddenly broke into tears, burying his face into his hands as he started to sob.  

[Zahzi]

"Err....Uhh........Seriously.....?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Jack was either ignored, or simply unheard as Henry continued to cry.