Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Shoafy]

bump 567.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-three

2. When selecting a love interest, I will keep an eye out for the spunky, moderately attractive tomboy type who is about my height. The stunningly beautiful ones are probably spies from the Evil Overlord, and are only trying to sweet-talk valuable information out of me or tempt me over to the other side. heart  

[Shoafy]

bump 568.  

[Shoafy]

bump 569.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-four

3. Optimism and survival appear to correlate negatively. If I find myself hopeful at all times about human nature, I will verify the status of my insurance policies. heart  

[Shoafy]

bump 570.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-five

4. I will strive to complement the Hero's skills instead of duplicating them. If I am the most inventive person ever born, I will cultivate those talents instead of trying to become another swashbuckler.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-six

5. I will coordinate all Heroic Struggle-related activities with the Hero. If I can't tell him what I'm doing, I probably shouldn't be doing it.  

[Shoafy]

bump 571.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-seven

6. I will not go to town for information if I am routinely beaten to a pulp for doing so.  

[Shoafy]

bump 572.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-eight

7. I will exercise caution during the Heroic Struggle. Neither the depth of the Hero's anguish over my death nor the heat of his fury to avenge me will bring me back from the dead.  

[Shoafy]

bump 573.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and twenty-nine

8. I will try to stay quiet and sober most of the time. If I get drunk and sing bawdy songs at the top of my lungs, I will attract prostitutes who are really working for the Evil Overlord.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty

9. If I am tasked to carry a very important message, I will make copies and use FedEx to get them to their destination.