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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:25 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:37 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:31 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 6:51 pm
The music was kinda catchy.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:42 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:45 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 7:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:06 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:29 pm
Quote: Today, my younger brother, who is 15, had to show me the quickest way to take off a woman's bra. I'm 12 years older than he is. FML As far as seeing the first page, that one was my favorite.Strike that...it's ONE of my favorites. Many of the sex ones are frickin' hilarious!
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:44 pm
Quote: Today, at the Eurostar customs, an officer asked me if I had packed my luggage myself. I teasingly answered "No, I was helped by a member of Al Qaeda." which earned me a body and luggage search and a missed train. FML Quote: Today, my boss asked me "can I give you some constructive criticism?". I said yes. He tells me "Your work is really s**t. You have no talent and I can't figure out why I hired you." FML Love that site. Wait until you read the ons around page 40 about people getting caught jerking off. XD
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 9:09 pm
Quote: Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML Lmfao, dude.
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:09 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:34 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 7:39 am
Quote: Today, I popped my G-String while fingering a minor. Now I have to buy a new violin string. MLIA. xd
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Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 1:18 pm
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