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 Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:03 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:03 pm
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Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.
Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.
Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?
[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]
Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!
[Gir's head pops out of ceiling]
Gir: Yeees?
Zim: What have you done to the telescope?
Gir: Nothin'...
Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?
Gir: I know, I'm scared too!
Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!
Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.
Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.
Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!
Zim: [over video link] Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenius evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!
Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Professor Membrane: [from basement] Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!
Dib: It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!
Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!
Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.
Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to the Dib human.
Gir: So? He seems nice!
Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.
Zim: It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.
Zim: I put a tracking device on you.
Dib: You did? Where is it?
[GIR is grabbing the back of his head]
Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!
Dib: You're just jealous...
Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!
Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!
Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?
[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]
Zim: [to self] Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.
Dib: [to gir] Hey! Go away!
GIR: Okey dokey!
[flies away]
Zim: What *is* our mission, GIR?
Gir: Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!
[a kid gets hit by a kickball]
Kid: Ow, my organs!
Zim: Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!
[Zim gets hit by the ball]
Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!
Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.
Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.
Zim: Continue.
Computer: Insufficient data.
Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?
Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?
Zim: I KNEW IT!
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:17 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:23 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:29 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 8:16 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 3:53 am
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:16 pm
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 12:47 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 1:17 pm
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:17 pm
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:00 pm
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UkyoKuonji2004 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:03 pm
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