Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Shoafy]

bump 574.  

[Shoafy]

bump 575.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-one

10. When the beautiful captured spy offers me sexual favors, I'll decline; it's only a trick to kill me and escape.  

[Shoafy]

bump 576.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-two

11. If I take up the profession of arms, I will not necessarily ape the Hero's fashion sense. Specifically, I will have sleeves on my shirt, and the shirt will be buttoned.  

[Shoafy]

bump 577.  

[Shoafy]

bump 578.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-three

12. If my partner is named Dirty Harry, I should realize that there is a reason for that and ask for a transfer. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-four

13. Before accepting the role of Sidekick, I will learn how the position became vacant. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-five

14. If the Hero sends me out on some errand, I will go, perform the task, and return. I will not drop by the tavern for a tankard of ale.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-six

15. If the Hero does something that hurts my feelings, I shall presume that it was an honest mistake. I will not go wandering off by myself in a fit of self-pity, only to be captured by the Evil Overlord.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-seven

16. I will inform the Hero and his associates of any embarrassing secrets, so that the Evil Overlord cannot use them to blackmail me.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-eight

17. If I am flying a one-man craft which is critically damaged, I will eject. Only if the ejector seat fails will I belt out a long, despairing, agonized scream as I fly the craft into an enemy structure. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and thirty-nine

18. If the Hero has any extra-nifty weapons or armor, I will try to obtain like items for myself.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty

19. I will not wear a red shirt when beaming down to a planet. heart