Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[zrofyre]

she smelled like mulch.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she killed jackies  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she blinded me with her light crying  

[yokokurama9000]

She blinded me with science >.>  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she called my sorcery science evil  

[yokokurama9000]

She was a cultist.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

she never understood that I'm not human, or a cultist..  

[yokokurama9000]

she was an alien and abducted me.  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

She was still assuming the wrong things about me, and was therefore eaten when I last took wolf form twisted  

[yokokurama9000]

She thought being widowed was the same as being divorced. Plus she ate me.  

[crowntheemopire]

She ate my Kit Kat! crying  

[Euphemia Amell]

Because I am allergic to sunflowers.  

[yokokurama9000]

Because wearing black makes her look fat  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

he violated me..  

[LongLongAgo]

Because you were the one who ate all the cookie dough. What was I supposed to bake with?