The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[Rexy_18]

Unfortunately you begin to burn up and catch heat stroke.  

[PatBenatar1]

Fortunately you had lots of water on hand to rehydrate once you're out of the heat.  

[icabanana]

Unfortunately, the sun's UV rays evaporated all sources of water on earth.  

[Cognitohazard]

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Fortunately, the wizard decides he'll take you to a secret wizard dimension where you will both be safe.
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[PatBenatar1]

Unfortunately, that dimension usually is only open to Wizards  

[Yishai Mordecai]

Fortunately you find that you're actually descended from a long lineage of illustrious wizards and therefore possess magical abilities to qualify as a wizard.  

[jvss]

Unfortunately you cast the wrong spell and turned yourself into a hotdog.  

[Masokitten-IG]

Fortunately, in this wizard dimension they worship hotdogs.  

[PatBenatar1]

rofl

Unfortunately, you are covered in mustard and wizards do not worship mustard!  

[Masokitten-IG]

Fortunately one little renegade wizard has a mustard fetish and whisks you away to a beautiful land of cotton candy and classic rock.  

[Cambyses]

Unfortunately you greatly dislike classic rock and as a diabetic you developed an adverse reaction to so much cotton candy.  

[X_wishing_well_X]

Chrakels

Fortunately, the cotton candy grows on trees, and it's not like you're going to climb a tree anytime soon.  

[Fool the Gander]

Unfortunately- a sudden lightening strikes the cotton candy tree, causing it to fall and rain a shower of burning caramelize sugar! TIMBER? o Ao  

[X_wishing_well_X]

Gandering Fool

Unfortunately- a sudden lightening strikes the cotton candy tree, causing it to fall and rain a shower of burning caramelize sugar! TIMBER? o Ao

OH MY GOSH eek

Fortunately, you are able to dodge the attacks of burning caramelized sugar, and you run into a nearby cave to hide from the attack.