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[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-one

20. I will not tell the Hero about my plans to settle down after the Evil Overlord is overthrown.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-two

21. I will never open a package addressed to the Hero, or pick up his laundry, or perform other personal tasks on his behalf.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-three

22. When the Hero tosses me his car keys, I will toss them back, and take the bus. Let the car bomb blow him up for a change. heart  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-four

23. I will not die and be brought back to life by the Hero with such frequency that the fans say I have a revolving door in the afterlife.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-five

24. I will make plans for disposal of my body after I have died, so the Evil Overlord cannot use it for insidious reasons of his own.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-six

25. Someone involved in the Heroic Struggle has an identical twin out there. I'll plan accordingly.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-seven

26. If I find a pit, I will not throw a rock into it to see how deep it is, unless this information is actually needed for some reason.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-eight

27. If I fall in love with the Hero's True Love, I will inform the Hero first, and then the True Love, so that they can help me get over it and find someone else.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and forty-nine

28. If I fall in love with someone else, I will tell him/her now, and not shyly procrastinate, thereby dooming the object of my affection to perish just as I was getting up the courage to make my feelings known.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty

29. If the Hero calls for me from some dark place I did not expect him to be, I'll hit the place with some manner of illumination, ask for the password, and proceed with the utmost caution.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-one

30. If the Hero wants me to go get something, I'll arrange for delivery. If this is not available, I'll take along a few faithful comrades. At no time will these services be performed at night.  

[Shoafy]

bump 579.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-two

31. If the Hero is fated to slay certain entities, the Evil Overlord in particular, this means that I will not slay them, and I should avoid trying.  

[Shoafy]

bump 580.  

[Shoafy]

bump 581.