Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"So? I'm the freaking boss. I can skip work and pull them out!"  

[Zahzi]

Jack just stared at Henry..  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh what the Hell is it now?" Henry growled, glaring at Jack. "And who the ******** are you to question me? You don't even work here!"  

[Zahzi]

"Bad example for the kids..."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I DON'T CARE!!" Henry snapped, smacking Jack in the back of his head.  

[Zahzi]

"Henry...." Jack said in a dull manner, slowly turning his head to face him.
"...Did you just hit me...?" he asked with a slightly psychotic smile, his teeth showing in a grin.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PETTY EGO!!" Henry barked, smacking Jack once more for good measure.

"You insulted me. You get smacked!"  

[Zahzi]

"Hit me one more time, then." Jack told him, his eye twitching.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Get someone else to satisfy your fetishes." Henry grunted as the elevator doors opened, to which promptly marched out and to the front door.  

[Zahzi]

Jack gave a grunt, following.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I hope you don't plan on being annoying and following me." Henry sighed.

"You do realize YOU'RE the problem."  

[Zahzi]

"....I would have figured a crime lord to be smart, Henry."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Oh what the Hell now?" Henry growled, glaring at Jack. "How am I being dumb in, all mighty know it all?"  

[Zahzi]

"IF I were the problem, then why the hell does it seem like you're trying to fix your appearances to them....?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"Because you're the one trying to take over my job! You are the problem. Now beat it!" Henry snapped as he got into his car.

"I'm picking up the kids and I don't want to see you OR your freaking car anywhere near us. Got it?"