Evergleam Giveaway & Lotto -- Gleam On!

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-three

32. If the Hero warns me that my girlfriend is a Servant of Evil, I am in a perverse quandary. If I believe him and terminate the relationship, he will turn out to have been dead wrong, and the resulting alienation of affection will drive her to the Dark Side. If I don't believe him, he will turn out to be right, and I will be used as a pawn by my scheming paramour. I guess the only solution is to take my sweetie on a long vacation and not return until after the Heroic Struggle is completed. heart  

[Shoafy]

bump 582.  

[Shoafy]

bump 583.  

[Shoafy]

bump 584.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-four

33. I will not goad bad guys with statements like "over my dead body."  

[Shoafy]

bump 585.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-five

If I Am Ever the Hero's Own True Love...(And Divash isn't here!)

34. I will never take a vow to marry only someone who can defeat me. I will learn of any laws which limit my marriage options and work towards their repeal. I will decided when and who I marry, thank you very much.

The True Love List  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-six

35. I will not freeze in terror in the presence of monsters or servants of the Evil Overlord.

The True Love List  

[Shoafy]

bump 586.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-seven

36. If I have a friend who never seems to be around when the Hero shows up and clobbers the Bad Guys, I will draw the appropriate conclusions.

The True Love List  

[Shoafy]

bump 587.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-eight

37. If I am captured by the Evil Overlord and escape, I will assume that he is tracking me in some manner. If I am going to the hidden rebel base, I'll first go to an alternate location, change clothing, equipment and means of transportation, and then go to the hidden rebel base.

The True Love List  

[Shoafy]

bump 588.  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and fifty-nine

38. If I have a copy of the Evil Overlord's plans and my capture is imminent, I will not send the only copy of those plans away with a cute little sidekick. I will make many copies of the plans and send them away with many cute little sidekicks.

The True Love List  

[Ambrai]

Nudge five hundred and sixty

39. I will learn unarmed combat, so that I can kick Bad Guys between the legs, and put my elbow into the Evil Overlord's solar plexus when he uses me as a human shield. I will not, however, attempt to tackle a Bad Guy bare-handed as long as more practical alternatives exist.

The True Love List