Crack, Guns, Sex, and Other Fun Things

[Zahzi]

"And what happens when you get attacked..?" Jack asked with a dull stare.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I can handle a gun myself, Jack. I'm not defenseless."  

[Zahzi]

"Oh, but can you handle a gun, drive, keep your kids safe and calm, and REFRAIN FROM CRASHING all at once..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I think I can handle my own children!" Henry groaned, slamming hhis head down onto the wheel in frustration.

"I'm not that bad of a parent."a  

[Zahzi]

"Just shaddap and drive..." Jack groaned, face-palming.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"What? Not gonna force your way into the car? Or would you prefer to drive for me?"  

[Zahzi]

"Yeah, better yet, just get in my car so I can drive you and keep you from driving into traffic with how screwed up you're acting..." Jack told Henry.  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I CAN DRIVE MYSELF TO THE SCHOOL!" Henry barked, smacking the wheel and causing the horn to go off.  

[Zahzi]

"Henry." Jack said sternly.
"Do I need to drag you out again..?"  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I AM DRIVING, JACK. I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF DRIVING."  

[Zahzi]

"That wasn't a suggestion."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"And I'm pretty sure employees don't get to tell the boss what to do."  

[Zahzi]

"A bodyguard can when his employer is making a bad mistake."  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

"I'm not making any mistake. I'm simply deciding to become more involved with my children." Henry growled lowly as he started up his car and began to gently pull away from Jack.  

[Zahzi]

Jack rolled his eyes before a lightbulb flashed over his head.
"....But how will you play with Valarie..?"