The ask a stupid question get a stupid answer game

[John Obake]

Bleu cheese and curley fries on a tortilla with lettuce and tomato. You dip it into the chili.
Why Am I so Hungry?!?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

You haven't taken ecstasy.

Why am I so hungry???  

[John Obake]

Cause you want a marmot served indie style.
What what, chicken butt?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Is delicious.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?  

[Fire 0ak]

just enough.

What would you like to be able to create infinite amounts of?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

Marijuana. 3nodding But I would be caught too easily because infinite amounts of it would take up just as much infinite space.....so I would say....oxygen. Yay!!! The world is saved by me!!!!!

Why am I so hyper?  

[Fire 0ak]

Stop huffing saw dust? I dunno..

What is the best seasoning for a potato?  

[carnelian signet]

Ground-up feather dusters.

Why does ice melt?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

xxBo0kn3rdxx

Ground-up feather dusters.

Why does ice melt?

Because I'm so hot bby.

Why is Twilight so popular?  

[carnelian signet]

Because friggin' no one knows how to recognize good writing Because Edward is manifestly gay and girls always want what they can't have, right~?

Why do people have squishy toes?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

xxBo0kn3rdxx

Because friggin' no one knows how to recognize good writing Because Edward is manifestly gay and girls always want what they can't have, right~?

Why do people have squishy toes?

So when you step on people hearts they might have the chance to recover.

heart

What's shnitzel?  

[carnelian signet]

A fun word to shout out instead of Gesundheit. Schnitzel!

Why is this hairtie red?  

[That Shroomin Stoner]

xxBo0kn3rdxx

A fun word to shout out instead of Gesundheit. Schnitzel!

Why is this hairtie red?

It's on the rag?

What's the square root of 589,764,398,362,821?  

[carnelian signet]

Approximately 24285065.33, otherwise known as the speed of light minus 275507392.7, if this were in units of meters per second. But hey, I could be wrong.

Why is only one of the emoticons on the left side of the reply box green? O_o  

[John Obake]

Orange was taken.
How many times must I tell you this?