Things Resident Evil characters would NEVER say

[Das Jabberwockie]

RE3:
Nicholai: Let's forget the whole thing, Jill. Truce? 3nodding

RE:
Chris: *girly scream* It's a spider! gonk  

[XINVADER]

Wesker: I don't deserve anything!!!  

[Draven_Strife]

Any RE character: I pitty da foo!!!  

[Das Jabberwockie]

Billy: I spy with my little eye, something shiney! ....I like shinies. whee  

[eNd_GaMe]

Forest: (Insert english words here)

[Or was it Joseph? Pretty sure it's Forest.]  

[The-Jon-T]

Nemesis: STARS...... STARS...... STARS (oh, wait a minute) Hey everyone, let's go to walmart and get the new episode 3 lightsabers! The make the whoosh noise and everything! *giddy noises and excited laughter* anyone? anyone? no? alright, later then. I'll catch you guys on the low-down. *runs off into the night*

*leon shoots a villeger* Leon: oh. oh god. is that... is... is that... blood... oh god. *holds his stomach* oh... *hic* ...oooohhhh ... *bends over* oh god, I can't stand the sight of blood... *pukes* oh... oh god... is that... *holds his stomach again* oh *burp*.... ack... I can't stand the sight of puke... *pukes again* aww man. It's all over my shoes....  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Ashley: LEOOOON! HELP!!!! A Bee landed on my nose!!

Leon: Don't worry Ashley, I'll save you! *cocks the shotgun*  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Biohazard EXTREME

Ashley: LEOOOON! HELP!!!! A Bee landed on my nose!!

Leon: Don't worry Ashley, I'll save you! *cocks the shotgun*

If Leon had any kind of intelligence, he would say that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Kaworu__Nagisa

Biohazard EXTREME

Ashley: LEOOOON! HELP!!!! A Bee landed on my nose!!

Leon: Don't worry Ashley, I'll save you! *cocks the shotgun*

If Leon had any kind of intelligence, he would say that.

Which is why he never would.  

[Kaworu__Nagisa]

Biohazard EXTREME

Kaworu__Nagisa

Biohazard EXTREME

Ashley: LEOOOON! HELP!!!! A Bee landed on my nose!!

Leon: Don't worry Ashley, I'll save you! *cocks the shotgun*

If Leon had any kind of intelligence, he would say that.

Which is why he never would.

Yeah, I just wanted to say that.  

[Biohazard EXTREME]

Krauser: What is it that you fight for, Comrade?

Leon: My b***h, I suppose...  

[Canas Renvall]

Ashley: When we get back to my place.. how about we do some.. overtime?
Leon: Hellz yah!

HUNK: Umbrella can go screw themselves, the G-Virus is mine!

Sherry: Mr. X? Pah, I've seen worse at school..  

[Andrewlus]

Resident Evil 1 when they first enter the mansion

Chris: All right gang we got a groovy mistury on are hands, lets split up and look for clues

Jill: Like zunks a zombie

Chris: Its not a zombie its wesker in a mask

Wesker: I would of gotten away with it if it wasn't for you medalling Stars members