Corrupt A Wish (C'mon... you know you want to...)

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But seeing how I ate it's to late to get it back.

I wish I knew what Chloraphorm was and what it'll do to me. o.o  

[Zahzi]

Granted. NO-HIT K.O.!

I wish I had some bullets..  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Oooh.. You mean that s**t? ... ********. But I take them away and eat them so you can't kill me before I go K.O.!

I wish nothing bad will happen to my body when I go K.O.! *goes K.O.*  

[Zahzi]

Granted.
*Picks up her body and places it in a sealed, glass box, and burys it.*

I wish I remember where you're buried later...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. But I somehow manage to escape and beat you black and blue for burying me ALIVE! scream

I wish I could stop talking to my self and stop reading everything out loud like I'm some kind of insane person...  

[Zahzi]

Granted...But you are insane...

I wish I had some bandages now....  

[BlackCandy705]

Granted, but they do nothing to help your wounds....
.........
That sounded emo....

I wish that I had more time....  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. but the rest of us run out of time so you are now alone.

I wish to never have homework again for the rest of my life.  

[Zahzi]

Granted. Now you have fifteen school projects due...Tomorrow...Eight of them deal with Ancient, Egyptian, Algebra!

I wish my foot wasn't so sore... stare  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Granted. I break it by dropping all my books on it and beat you until you give in and do all my homework.

I wish I could buy any song I wanted to for free on iTunes.  

[Zahzi]

gonk ...I just had surgury on that foot!! crying

Granted...Now you're being arrested for Media Piracy...

I wish I had that goddamn Vikadyn now!! scream  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

Aww. What happened to your foot?

Granted. But I take it away because that s**t is messed up.

I wish I wasn't so tone deaf >>  

[Zahzi]

Granted. But you go deaf.

I wish Had some painkiller that would help me forget I had this pain since someone took the drug they subscribed me... stare


I shattered my foot kicking out a car window...  

[Randomly Gone Insane]

why were you kicking out a car window? O.o And I don't care if it's subscribed. My brother went on that crap when he hurt his shoulder. He was like Gabriel when she took that pill.

Granted. You get the empty bottle because I flushed the pills down the toilet.

I wish I could see my Uncle Danny again.  

[Zahzi]

My mother had swerved off of the road one night, because she thought something was in her way...It was just the damn air-freshener on the rear-view window....
I had to kick out a window, because he had flown off of the road, and into a ravine...*Eye twitches*

Granted. But Danny is on a real tare, and is going ballistic for people sneezing...

I wish I had a hammer...