Corrupt a Wish

[Raiden Balden]

Aika_of_the_Twilight you don't have a wish.

i wish i had telekinesis  

[Hatsu Kagamine]

(I know...)

Well then people will fear/make fun of you. And at the Prom they make you prom King and then drop a bucket of Cows blood on top of your head.

I wish...GOD I WISH I COULD THINK UP SOME WISHES!  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but they are all about cheese

i wish that i went to a nocturnal school  

[Tamago1]

Granted, but then you are attacked by a rabid possum for being out at night.

I wish ninjas were actually in America,not just Japan.  

[Godot Godfrey]

It shall be done! But they shall all shout "Believe it!" every 30 seconds.

I wish I wish I was a fish.  

[Raiden Balden]

granted but you're tuna and get put into a can

I wish I could control electricity  

[Godot Godfrey]

Granted, but you're constantly surrounded by a weak static field. Your hair shall never be manageable again! (muhahaha?)

I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero for something that could not possibly go wrong or turn out negatively in any way, shape, or form.  

[MiniTeaCakes]

Gatesy Says:

Granted, and then cheese falls from the sky.

I wish... I wasn't allergic to cats.

 

[Godot Godfrey]

Granted, but then YOU have to be the one who cleans up after them when they start shedding.

I wish for more wishes.  

[Raiden Balden]

granted but then a genie comes and kills you

I wish that I could teleport  

[CertifiedRobotLover]

Granted, but you teleport yourself to a place with no oxygen and you die.

I wish my laptop didn't hate me  

[Godot Godfrey]

Granted, but then it becomes obsessed and clingy and slowly suffocates you like a really creepy girlfriend.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but the wish is "i wish that i was a jigglypuff..."

i wish that i could be the most handsome person in the world  

[Raiden Balden]

granted but you must live in a nuclear bunker to keep the fan girls from tearing you apart.

I wish that I could control peoples minds  

[Beloved Chaos Angel]

granted but then you have to listen to their thoughts

i wish that i could shrink and grow at will