Stupid Questions (With Equally Stupid/Sarcastic Answers)

[MaverickDrifter]

Just another Red Shirt *shoots*

How I fly 4 feesh?  

[TheGim55]

with nitroglisteren.

What is time?  

[CherubiMaster]

Einstein said time is irrelevant.

Why is the answer the answer to this question the answer to this question?  

[TheGim55]

'cause the money behind you is counterfiet!

Were does the sun go when it sets? (I heard that somewere. not sure were...)  

[Montiqueue]

It drowns itself in the ocean but it doesn't seem to work...ever.

What is a leader?  

[Bass Beatdown]

Your mother

how come when i scan my mirror my computer isnt a mirror  

[TheGim55]

cuase you need a new graphics chip! biggrin

Why the ****** did the sheep folow litle bo peep to school? and why didn't it get shot?  

[Bass Beatdown]

because they wanted a bbq. duh!

how come pigs fly  

[MaverickDrifter]

To get to the other slop.

Why do people make puns?  

[Raptorphobia]

because they have no balls.

Why do guys like to get into bar fights with me?  

[WylrPnufh]

xBowserxChanx

because they have no balls.

Why do guys like to get into bar fights with me?

Because you coat yourself in Rhinocerous hormones before you go out

Why do dice have six sides?  

[TheGim55]

cuase one would be impossible

Were oh were has my little shhep gone?
Oh were oh were could it be?  

[GrowingDandelion]

YOU ATE IT!

How come Queen isn't on the Rolling Stones Immortals list?  

[Miss Bunns]

'cause Mick Jagger ate Freddie Mercury.

Why is it that once you pop you just cant stop?
Ican  

[Le Chapeau]

Because you're having too much sex

Will it ever end?