KeJoRo's Magical Journey

[KeJoRo]

*Gives chase*

Each of your multiple personalities (except Carl. Carl is one b***h of a personality to convince) now owes their allegiance to me. Me and my purple flying badger. Purple flying badger, we salute you!  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

Ah, jeez, man, did you have to mention Carl?
I mean, he's almost as bad as Candlejack. Oh shi-  

[KeJoRo]

Oh no! Have you any idea what you've just done?! Not both of them at the same time!  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

*too busy being gone to answer*  

[KeJoRo]

Oh no! They've gotten to you!

I must be next!

ARGH!

*Dives through window*  

[Lady Gyrfalcon]

*still gone, man*  

[KeJoRo]

FREAK OUT!

*Zany misadventures occur*  

[Darth Rush]

*walks in*
So, um, what I miss?



(was busy cookin dinner and washing dishes and shoes)  

[KeJoRo]

Erm...not much...

*Hides various zany objects behind back*  

[Darth Rush]

you lie! you hide something behind your back!
*starts hitting people with giant wooden mixing spoon*  

[KeJoRo]

Ho' crap!

*Runs around in circles patting his head with alternating hands*  

[Darth Rush]

Stop running. im not done beating you.
*throws a giant salad bowl filled with chopped unions.*  

[KeJoRo]

*Attempts to dodge, but his "running in circles" ability is pretty poor*  

[Darth Rush]

lol, you fool. you can't just run in circles. you will eventually be hit a thousand times. Bwahaahhahahahaha.

*throwing pickled eggs, witch smell very bad.*  

[KeJoRo]

*Is hit, possibly a thousand times*

NOOOOO!

*Throws a basketball, for no apparent reason*