Corrupt a Wish

[Hoomiku]

Granted, but they all have nothing to say or add to the conversation, making all of their posts "Bump" posts.

I wish my paycheck would come already.  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted but now you owe the company 1 million dollars

I wish I could go to the rave tonight  

[Mazi v7]

granted,though it's a goth rave and all the colors are black O_O


i wish i could get out of job corps already >.<  

[00Shoe]

Granted, now you have no chance of a job.

I wish people would stick to their plans

(What is the job corps anyway?)  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. Now every human being walks around with a documentation of their DNA blueprint taped to their back.

I wish I could eat well here without worrying about my cafeteria funds.  

[Mazi v7]

00Shoe

Granted, now you have no chance of a job.

I wish people would stick to their plans

(What is the job corps anyway?)

it's a place where you live that teaches you a trade,like culinary,carpentry and stuff like that,and you get paid to be there O_O  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

Granted, but the food incourages you gain weight.


I wish I could have a shrink-ray.

 

[00Shoe]

Granted, but you point it in a mirror and it shrinks itself. You can no longer find it.

I wish I could draw.  

[Mazi v7]

granted,though you can only draw the same thing over and over again,never learning anything new



i wish i was an anthro IRL >.<  

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted. You're an anthro scorpion and no one will get within ten feet of you.

I wish my BF liked anthros...  

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted however he runs off with another furry

I wish people understood me  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

Granted, but then you'd fall into the understanding of Demons from beyond. And force you to build a house or face death.

I wish I had a pool of Cherry Jell-o.

 

[Kaito Kajuji]

Granted, however it has been poisoned and will kill you in 3 seconds of smelling it.

I wish I had a dog  

[The Corrupted Renamon]

Granted, but the dog has an excessive restroom problem.

I wish I could teleport~

 

[FiliaFlammae]

Granted, but you don't have any control over your destination, and you accidentally send yourself into the jungle and get eaten by a panther.

I wish my cat could speak English.