Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

You hid all the eggs from me  

[44hrygydi]

Because he wanted my eggs. O_O  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

...just the plastic ones.

I don't marry bunnies.  

[StarGoddessSiren]

because he has something against bunnies!! i like bunnies!!  

[TheFrostMonster]

oh hell no i like her and her monkey  

[44hrygydi]

I divorced him because he confused me.  

[consultingarchangel]

Because her bunnies pooped all over me...  

[getmeoffthishellsite]

Where's your gavel? Your jury?

One day he wouldn't close his mouth and my pet squirrel crawled in and then he swallowed my squirrel! NO!!

What's my offense this time?

 

[TheFrostMonster]

cuz she wont let me smoke around the house  

[44hrygydi]

I always felt like he was pointing his swords at me. o_o  

[ZooboomafuSaboteur]

You're missing another slipper  

[Sabaism]

I have this really weird feel his wolf wants to eat me.  

[soccerrox852]

Because she reminds me of my grandfather with her little spectacle thing... dramallama  

[44hrygydi]

Because she always left her room messy.  

[Sabaism]

Because she wouldn't share the umbrella.