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[Jupiter-X]

the Po-Po finished destroying everything because the PS3 is made from inferior materials.
it would have taken thoose Sony-cultlings YEARS to destroy even a small supply of Wiis...

crying I'm sad because I wasn't mentioned by name...  

[Walamanchee]

Part 3

Raui: Thanks alot Mr. Iwata. You sure helped out a lot!

Iwata: Oh ho ho! It was nothing and remember that we will win the console wars. Har har!

Meta Fish appears at the group , wounded.

Jupiter: What the hell happened to you, Fish?

Meta_Fish: Well as you know, I went over to stop the production of the PS3, I was succesful but the Sony Cult leader came outta nowhere and we fought in a sword fight. I won but he fled using his damned giant enemy crab. I was about to hit him for massive damage too.

Bodeywn: Well at least you gave him a nasty scar.

Stefan: Yeah! But how did you deal with the giant enemy crab?

Fish: Simple. I kicked it hard enough to flip it over then I grabbed a large pipe and i hit it's weak point.

Trenn: How did the battle with the Sony Cult member go?

Fish: Actually it wasn't that hard. He kept shouting "RIDGE RACER!" And he randomly charged at me saying " MASSIVE DAMAGE LOLZ"

Jupiter: So..what do you think will happen now?

Fish: Theres a good chance that Microsoft and Sony will team up, which will make the next battle our hardeest yet.

Bodeywn: But we have Miyamoto on our side! We can't possibly lose!

Stefan: Yeah! We also have Iwata on our side too! FTW!

Pocket: Hmm so a battle is will be waged hm?

Fish: Oh Pocket! It's been awhile eh?

Pocket: Yep, but me and the other Gameboys shall aid you in this struggle.

Pocket: Besides....I got a old score to settle with PSP...

Fish: I understand. Alright everyone, lets go ahead and go to bed. We have a big day tomorrow.

MEANWHILE AT SONY HQ

Sony Pres : What?! What do you mean you weren't able to destroy the Wii?!

Henchman: Yes, we were ambushed by those damned Nintendo Fans...and the outcome turned out poorly

Sony Pres: Worthless! Guards, throw this man in the chamber of giant crabs!

Bill Gates: It looks like you had a bad time with those Nintendo goons eh?

Sony Pres: Yeah bill, I assume by the looks of your armor that it didnt go well either?

Bill: Nope, we should combine our forces to smash them.

Sony Pres: Not a bad idea...Cloud! Sora! Sephiroth!

Cloud: Yeah? What is it boss?

Sora: Oh hey boss. DIDJA KNOW THAT I HAVE A KEYBLADE!? LOLZ

Sephiroth: ...

Sony Pres: Oh shut up Sora.

Sora: Sorry boss.

Sony Pres: Tidus!

Tidus: Yes my liege? I want you to lead my troops as well. Sora, Sephiroth, and Cloud will aid you to get Nintendo. Everyone else will march beside you. As well as Bill.

Tidus: Understood, sire.

Sony Pres: Dismissed.

Sony Pres: Bwahaha...those nintendo fools won't know what hit when I use my ultimate weapon... THE COPIFIER! With it! I'll copy all their abilites and use it against those fools!


Tidus, Cloud, Sora and Spehiroth aka the Sony Generals have been given
the duty to crush Nintendo with the aid of Billgates. Sony also has a secert weapon. However, Nintendo has their own secert weapon...  

[Trenn Flashkill]

OMGz teh battelz! *awaits for more of teh story*  

[G a m e O v e r]

Oh my word. I cannot remember the last time I laughed so hard. Raui, you are an official 1337-agent of the Nintendo Cult. -gives badge- Keep it up.

KUWABARA85 and the Sony Cult are going down.  

[meta_ducky]

Wow this story would make an exelent comic.  

[G a m e O v e r]

meta_ducky

Wow this story would make an exelent comic.

True dat.  

[Walamanchee]

THE FINALE ZOMFG

Sora licks his keyblade

Sora: hehehehehe....It's so shiny...hehe

Tidus: Sora!

Sora: Right right...sorry sad

Tidus: God what a nut...

Cloud: So what do you like about YOUR hair? I like mine because it's blonde and it somehow stays up all the time.

Spehiroth: I like mine because it's grey and grey is evil dark color.

Bill: Alright you guys quit your damned bellyachin'. Here's the plan, Cloud will try to attack the guards at the enterance. I'll assist him which will do massive damage. Then Sora will start to unlock the door but it won't work but the lock won't be in the shape of mickey's damned head. everyone else will charge in and attack.

MEANWHILE.

Raui sits with Jupiter, Bodeywn, Fish and Trenn

Raui: So whats pocket doing anyway?

Fish: Well, he's at his post ready. He's also preparing himself against the upcomming battle against PSP.

Raui: Yeah everyone is preparing themselves for the finale.

Fish: Eh? The hells that noise?

Fish goes outside and sees a big tank with the single word on in big font "SONY"

Fish: Everyone! Get to your battle stations! The enemy draws near!

The Sony tank stops a few feet from the enterance. Cloud, Bill, Sora, Spehiroth and Tidus come out of it.

Bill commences to shoot it and the others hack away, after it breaks down, Samus appears there in the enterance.

Bill: Leave this to me! You guys go seek out the others!

Samus charges her beam and fires, Bill rolls out of the way.

Meanwhile...

Cloud: It seems that I've made my way to the Wii. Not too much closer now...

A shadow drops from the ceiling and lands on the floor, matrix style.

Cloud: ???

The shadow reveals itself to be none other than Raui

Raui: Har har, you won't be able to touch the Wii now.

Cloud: What? Then this'll be easy.

Raui: We'll see about that.

Raui pulls out a sword.

Meanwhile...

Sora: So they're making the Wiis here eh? well once this mission is done I'll be able to get to...(gollum voice) my precious keyblade...

???: Fulfilling your mission won't be that easy, ya'know.

Sora: WHO THE ******** IS THERE?!

Trenn: Just me, no need to shout.

Sora: If you want to fight me to try to stop my mission then you won't do so so easily. Why? BECAUSE THE ******** KEYBLADE!!!

Trenn raises his arms in a fighting position

Trenn: That sword can't cut worth crap.

Sora: SAYS YOU!

Meanwhile...

Tidus: Huh, so this is the Wii eh? What a childs toy. They should have called it the Nintendo p***s HAR HAR HAR

Jupiter: Ugh, the fact that that's the only thing you sony fans talk about Nintendo is really annoying. You could talk about something else Nintendo but NOOOOOooooooooo. It has to be the name of the Nintendo Wii.

Tidus: Eh? Who are you?

Jupiter: Well My strength doesn't rely on that of skill of weapons but rather...magic.

A fireball forms is Jupiters hand.

Tidus: This should be no problem then

Tidus charged toward Jupiter

Meanwhile...

Sephiroth: No where's that damned Wii...Ah! here it is....It's no wonder they call it the wii...it so puny...HAHAAHAHA

Roy: Oh? Not much you can do about that is there?

Spehiroth: Eh? But your just a runt.

Roy: We'll see about that...

Meanwhile...

KUWABARA85: So this is the legendary nintendo Wii...what a piece of trash...

Fish: HOLD IT!

KUWABARA85: The hell?

Fish: Hell will freeze over before you even touch the Wii and it's Godlyness!!!

KUWABARA85: Heh, oh it's you again...RIIIIIIIDGE RACER...

Fish: I was guarding this place to protect the wii so that no one will destroy it.

KUWABARA85: Well then I looks we'll have to fight over the Wii's fate!

Fish pulls out his staff of the Angels

Fish: Yep. Sure does expect this battle will be the last.

NOW YOU, THE AUDIENCE GETS TO SEE WHO FIGHTS WHO FIRST!

WILL IT BE

1. Samus vs Bill(MasterChief)

2. Raui vs Cloud

3. Trenn vs Sora

4. Jupiter vs Tidus

5. Sephiroth vs Roy

6. Fish vs KUWABARA85

MAKE YOUR CHOICE NOW!  

[Trenn Flashkill]

*chills*

I'd like to see you beat up Cloud first. That punk needs to be knocked off his high horse.  

[Jupiter-X]

Fish totally gets the ultimate finale. my vote:

you & cloud
Sepheroth & Roy
Me & Tidus
Trenn & Sora
Samus & Gates
Fish (FTW) & KUWABARA85  

[G a m e O v e r]

Heh, first I thought I would fight Cloud. Then Sephiroth. Then I had no idea.

KUWABARA85 is mine!  

[Walamanchee]

Kuwabara: So it seems this will be our last battle eh?

Fish: Yep, Only one of us will leave here alive.

Kuwabara: Heh, yes, expect this time you won't win.

Fish: Oh?

Kuwabara: Yep

Kuwabara pulls out a giant axe, which is equally big as Clouds sword.

Fish: Is that all?

Kuwabara: Yes, but it's not just a Axe. The wielder is able to see the weak points. Then I'll be able to do MASSIVE DAMAGE TO YOU! HAHAHA RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER

Fish: OH SHUT UP WITH THAT RIDGE RACER CRAP!

Fish pulls out his staff

Kubawara replies by charging toward him.

Fish jumps and lands on his head, mario style, then he jumps again landing behind Kuwabara and smacks him in the back with his staff.

Kuwabara: Ow! You b*****d! You jumped on my head!

Fish: And there's more where that came from

Fish quickly puts his staff away and pulls out a katana Kuwabara swings his Axe and Fish's hair is partially cut.

Fish: Well, congrats, you saved me 12$ by giving me a free haircut.

Kuwabara: NO! NOW YOU'll SPEND THAT MONEY ON A ACCESSORY FOR A NINTENDO SYSTEM!

Fish swings his katana while Kuwabara is yelling

Fish: EAT SOME RED STEEL ******** is hit and he kneels on the ground

Kuwabara: Damn, I was no match for you.

Fish stabs Kuwabara in the chest, ending his reign as a Sony Cult leader.

Fish then runs to check on the other members.


PICK AGAIN!

1. Fish vs. Kuwabara

2. Raui vs Cloud

3. Jupiter vs Tidus

4. Trenn vs Sora

5. Samus vs Bill Gates.

6. Spehiroth vs Roy

And keep in mind that after these fights end, Pocket shall battle PSP  

[G a m e O v e r]

I was hoping to go last, but whatever. Still freaking awesome.

Heh, Kuwabara85. Good times, good times. *Bonus points to people that remember*

And I wanna see..

Roy vs. Sephiroth
Samus vs. Gates
Jupiter vs Tidus
Raui vs. Cloud
Trenn vs. Sora
Pocket vs. PSP
and some kinda whacked out-unexpected ending!  

[Trenn Flashkill]

Lawlz. Fish got his haircut. Raui, I think it's time you and Cloud duke it out.  

[Jupiter-X]

Raui next! Raui next!

( xp I need a hair cut....)