[Class] Mad Science 101 - HW on Page 22!

[Kaiyumi]

Xiu Attacking Lizzy! Go robot go!
HP: 5
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Delt: 0

"M-mine is...a spatula-catapult on a plank of wood with wheels." Xiu pointed out, laughing. After a moment of thought, she sighed, rubbing the back of her head sheepishly. "I...I guess neither of us are really cut out for this robot building thing."

It didn't matter that her robot had been the one that had gotten hit--Xiu cheered when Lizzy's robot just happened to whack hers. Finally, something happened! Her own robot began to spin in circles in the same spot, being generally ineffective to the task it had supposedly been built for.

...Xiu's robot was such a derp.  

[Dragain]

Lizzy Attacking Xiu! Go robot go!
HP: 7
Robot's Weapon: Bludgeon
Damage Delt: 0

"And mine is... A mobile toaster with a metal rod attached to it," She ended up laughing along with Xiu, feeling rather silly; they were bashing on their poor creations! She grinned when her fail-bot finally landed a hit, tapping her chin with a finger, "I don't know... They look like a match made in robot hell to me~"

Having figuratively tasted victory, the fail-bot wanted to be a not-fail-bot... Or at least was attempting to.

It wasn't a very good attempt. How awkward.  

[Kaiyumi]

Xiu Attacking Lizzy! Go robot go!
HP: 5
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Delt: 0

"Robot soulmates," Xiu agreed, watching blankly as her robot suddenly decided to slowly wheel itself towards the other robot...backwards. Even if it did end up bumping into Lizzy's robot, it was going to be exactly that--a harmless, light bump. The spatula wasn't on that end either, so that wasn't going to help!

The Baku slapped herself in the forehead, sighing heavily. Oh yes, the awkward robot and the derp robot would get along just fine. Just fine indeed.  

[Ice Queen]

Roch blinked, having no jackin' CLUE who Isra was, so no idea how to attack him, even if he wanted to. He looked around, then raised his hand. "Hey, is there an Isra here?" he called out. "We're supposed to fight our robots!"

Which sounded like a hell of a lot of fun to him, so he was eager to get started. "Damn, this class ROCKS!"  

[Sexy Cocaine]

Riyo Attacking Amrita! Go robot go!
HP: 8
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Delt: 0

Riyo watched as the igor 'assisted' her robot with a little bit of tape here and there. Great. Now it looked like bandaged vomit. No, really that wasn't a sarcastic great. For this little fart blossom, the uglier it was the better. It would be more satisfying once it was destroyed.

Speaking of which, the feline promptly covered her ears when Christof sounded the foghorn, her cringing face an indication of the pain her sensitive ears momentarily experienced. "OH, WE'RE FIGHTING THEM NOW?" ... It might've made her momentarily deaf. Less than carefully the ghoul scooped up her special little snowflake and sat it down in the ring. This was a good situation, in her opinion. If the robot was crushed, she won. If she won, she'd crush the robot by her own hand. There was no shame. "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE AMRITA BUT COME BEAT UP MY ROBOT." And she would of course return the favor.  

[S a l l y S h e e p]

Colette Attacking Mot! Go robot go!
HP: 7 - 2 = 5
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Delt: 0

Wait. What.

Colette frowned and looked at her thing. She just made it and now it was probably going to get destroyed?

Halfheartedly, she answered, "Well I guess so.." Colette watched the boil's thing hit her thing right off the bat and that just was not nice. It wasn't ready yet. Or something.

Her own robot did nothing more than wave its spatula around frantically as it rolled back, missing completely. "Do stuff," Colette huffed at her robot.  

[Chobi_Chocobo]

_Charlie _Attacking _Riley_! Go robot go!
HP: 9
Robot's Weapon: Bludgeon
Damage Delt: 2

Charlie frowned when Riley attacked his bot. Before Charlie could even give the command to attack though, his bot was already at it. A comical mallet popped out of the contraption and hit Rileys bot.

"Whoah, I think mine has a mind of its own." Charlie frowned at it, and then he frowned at Riley, and then he frowned at Christof, and then he frowned at the robot again.  

[Smerdle]

_(West) _Attacking _(Malodore)_! Go robot go!
HP: 7
Robot's Weapon: Rammering Rammah Ram
Damage Delt: 0

Once he had his instructions, West practically jumped from his seat, so eager was he to get his failbot into a brawl. He had nothing against the plague doctor or anything, but it was going down.

He made his way over to Malodore and set his robot on the floor, watching intently as it... did nothing.

"Hey," he said in greeting, trying to cover the fact that his robot was apparently a pacifist. "Um. Nice wings. They new?"  

[Miliardo Kason]

_(SAMMY) _Attacking _(DANNY)_! Go robot go!
HP: 9
Robot's Weapon: Bludgeon
Damage Delt: 2

When Sammy finished her bot she was content just to watch it rotate around flailing it's little fists. Sure it was only able to turn half way, the arms didn't really move more then flailing as it spun, and it lacked guns. That didn't change the fact that it was her little death-bot.

When the horn called for battle her eyes gleamed with delight. "To battle my destroyer of small worlds!" Shoving her desk aside she stepped up to the tape arena placing her bot down before letting it go wild, zipping towards Danny's all while spinning side to side.  

[Bloodlust Dante]

_Damien_Attacking _Taryn_! Go robot go!
HP: 7
Robot's Weapon: Lifter
Damage Delt: 1

Damien watched as west went into a gluing frenzy after the screw pinged off his robots form and a piece of its sheet metal slipped away. he'd take the more secure form of nuts and bolts any day to glue and tape.

Even if parts of his own robot were held by such materials. The hound didn't know what to make of West's begrudging kindness, or at least it was better than what he would normally say to him. "Bite meh ya long horned imbecile, I don't need yer praise and bulljack." the grumpy pup barked back like he stole his treats.

But his verbal abuse of the pinkish haired boil was interrupted by the sound of the horn that patchy decided to use again that made his ears cringe. But that didn't really matter much, they had to battle and the hound was all for that.

Except he didn't know who Taryn was. "Jackin' hell, come out come out Taryn!" he called around the room and set his canine terminator out on the robots that weren't currently locked in battle.  

[Naked Satan]

_Raziel _Attacking _Bull_! Go robot go!
HP: 9
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Delt: 0

Raziel watched and waited as the two teachers... or whatever they were posing as, gave the class the next set of instructions. Now they were to battle their robots against other students robots. Hm, damage and destruction abound! Raziel was fairly excited since his robot was fairly well made in his own opinion. Looking to the board, he found his name and his opponent scribbled next to it. Bul. The name sounded familiar and when the other boil came up to him he recognized him from the island. "It's been a while since the last time we met!" Raziel replied back to Bul.

Raziel had not been quite ready to begin the battle when Bul had, but he guessed that it was all in the strategy. When Bul's bot began racing towards his, Raziel attempted to wait for the exact moment and then press the button to flip it.

"Jackdamn it."

He completely missed and Bul's robot ran right on by, while Raziel's bot sat in one spot flipping nothing but air. This could end up being a very long battle.

King Inversitle

 

[Huni Pi]

Maritess Attacking Nahm! Go robot go!
HP: 3
Robot's Weapon: Rammer
Damage Delt: 0

Before the winged ghoul even knew what was happening, her pile of junk was being attacked. Tess honestly didn't mind if her poorly crafted heap got crushed immediately. All the better to spare her the humiliation of having the other students see what a potentially lewd display the ramming rod (did it REALLY have to have been a rod!?) on the body made. It was only now, after having been pummeled that Maritess realized she forgot to add wheels to the thing.

How was it supposed to move, exactly? Tess now thoroughly wishes she didn't sign up for this class.

Prolixity

 

[nekoluch]

Levi Attacking Willow! Go robot go!
HP: 6
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Delt: 0

Staring at her handy work, Levi heard Willow compliment her handiwork. Placing one hand at the back of her head, Levi scratched in disbelief of the ghoul's words. She hadn't really shown any triumph battle-wise yet. Weeeeell~ mighty fine 'a ya ta say. But looks like yer gizmo's got'tha right idea 'ere. Willows machine had landed a hit on hers and the tatzel had nod with approval.

Her own had only creaked again in response.  

[Sosiqui]

_(Malodore) _Attacking _(West)_! Go robot go!
HP: 7
Robot's Weapon: Flipper
Damage Dealt: 0

Malodore had put its robot on the ground when West came over, slightly dreading this - it was not much given to violence, at least not to the degree the wrath demon was. Still, it had been a while since he'd last spoken to him, and at that time it had greatly appreciated West's capacity for violence. And snowballs.

"They are indeed," Malodore said, bobbing its head. "Ah, pardon me. One moment." It shoved Desubot forward. "Go on. Do... what robots do."

What robots did was evidently... stand still. And not do anything.

"... Well. Ah. Yes," it said, awkwardly. This was hardly a riveting brawl.

Smerdle

 

[Dragain]

Lizzy Attacking Xiu! Go robot go!
HP: 7
Robot's Weapon: Bludgeon
Damage Delt: 2

It was almost painful to watch the two robots go at each other, mainly because they were derping more than actually fighting. Lizzy very much wanted to end their (herself and Xiu's) misery; deciding who the winner and loser was did not seem as important compared to their sanity. The slow-paced, fail fight was just... Terrible.

After the light bump on its side, the fail-bot turned around (really slowly) and tried to whack its opponent with the metal rod. To Lizzy's surprise, it actually did manage to bludgeon Xiu's robot. However, the force caused it to flip backwards, landing on its back with it's front 'limbs' flailing, the metal rod attached to it moving up and down in an attempt to get it upright again. It looked...

... Like an awkward turtle.

"... Uh... Huh..." She frowned at her fail-bot, looking up at Xiu before putting her hands together on top of each other, rotating her thumbs with a deadpan expression.

Kaiyumi