THE NONSENSE STORE {now hiring!}

[Gresley Toombs]

Ydna Wolf

Gresley Toombs

lone_beast

Dunno where you found those, 'cuz aisles 26 through 50 are clothes of the ridiculous kind.

And if you pour honey on any of my merchandise, not only will you pay for it, I'll sic Ydna on you. emotion_donotwant
Please refer to the store directory if you have any questions (first page).
If the product you desire doesn't seem to fit anything there, check aisle 550.

I'm now a guard dog too? xD

Guard wolf. emotion_awesome  

[Ydna Wolf]

Woof xP -glares at costumers coming into the store, wearing wolf fur-

 

[lone_beast]

*heads to the first floor on the east wing, lookin' for specific ninjas* Holy cow! My brother is on the rack! So he WAS telling the truth when he said he was a ninja!  

[Gresley Toombs]

gaia_nitemareleft HELP WANTED gaia_nitemareright
Become a part of the Nonsense family!

Jobs Available:
Alternate Barista x1
Cashiers x2
Security x2
Janitorial x2
Stockers x4

Post job applications below.
Security applicants shall be reviewed by Ydna Wolf.
Barista applicants shall be reviewed by Yuki_Windira.
Janitorial, stocker, and cashier applicants shall be reviewed by either Blind Blindness or me (Gresley Toombs).

Applicants in consideration will be asked follow-up questions through quoting.  

[xXtommybearXx]

*enters the store and places in his application for security.* Now to wait.  

[XxRemusWerewolfxX]

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-whispers into shirt collar-
sir, we have secured the pudding.
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-has a lumpy trench coat on-
-backs away whistling-  

[Ydna Wolf]

-trips remus- Watchcha go there

-checks mad's security app- Hm... Sir you have failed to write your name on this app B|

 

[xXtommybearXx]

*sigh* It's on there. In chicken scratch. T-O-M.  

[Ydna Wolf]

Chicken scratch indeed B|

hm... -searches Remus-