Things Tekken characters would never say/do...

[[~Panda.DJ]]

Anna Williams

Hwo: Jin, ever seen what the fangirls make us do?
Jin: er, yep.
Hwo: *looks at Jin sideways*
Jin: *winks*
Lee: Let me join, let me join!
Hwo: Ok. You take pictures.

Ha, but I am a yaoi fangirl and if that did happen I'd be there with a video camera.

eek


--Faints--  

[Stormshadow243]

Kuma leaves the Mishima Zaibatsu and moves to Jellystone park to raid picnic baskets after viciously mauling Yogi and Booboo.

King and Armor King rolling in a low rider towards the wrestling ring.

Steve Fox running up the stairs of the Pantheon with "Eye of the Tiger" playing in the background.  

[[~Panda.DJ]]

Bryan Torturing Yoshimitsu



Bryan: --puts on sugar plum fairy dance and resses up in a ballerina suit-- Whheee I'm dancing, and I feel so pretty yay!

Dr. Boskonovitch: Lemme join you! YaY! --cracks his back-- Oh god, oh no --falls and tumbles to Bryan then he pciks up the Dr. with his fight--

Bryan: Now look at me juggle with my feet!!

--Drops the Dr.--

Bryan: Buttsecks yes? Whoo Whoo!

Dr.: Of course m'dear!

Yoshimitsu in the background stabs himself...in horror of watching Bryan and the Dr.  

[Leizgirl]

Lei: I will kill you all! *evil laughter*
King: I like Nacho cheeze, 'cuz it's not yo cheeze cheese_whine
Bryan: Lei, you're my friend.  

[mwahness]

Xiaoyu: i'm sorry Panda...but i need a new rug for my home... twisted  

[Black_Hado]

Heihachi: Alright Family WAKE UP!!!!! Its sunday, Time to go to church.  

[kittybikerX]

Bryan: I Give up killing  

[Mangafan5]

((Devil Kazuya beats jin and jins on the ground))

Jun: runs for Jin

Jin: reaches out to her

Jun: smacks him up the head "dumbass"  

[Dixz - kyo89]

DR. B= welcome to IRON CHEF AMERICA!!!...todays iron chef is YOSHIMITSU!
Yoshi = *helicopter entrance and starts chopping food with the flea humping stance*  

[kittybikerX]

Mangafan5

((Devil Kazuya beats jin and jins on the ground))

Jun: runs for Jin

Jin: reaches out to her

Jun: smacks him up the head "dumbass"

Good one mrgreen  

[Mangafan5]

kittybikerX

Mangafan5

((Devil Kazuya beats jin and jins on the ground))

Jun: runs for Jin

Jin: reaches out to her

Jun: smacks him up the head "dumbass"

Good one mrgreen

thanks  

[mwahness]

Mangafan5

((Devil Kazuya beats jin and jins on the ground))

Jun: runs for Jin

Jin: reaches out to her

Jun: smacks him up the head "dumbass"

very nice  

[kittybikerX]

Brian running through in a field of flowers  

[shadowwarrior2008]

Miyavi San

*Jin accidently trips onto Asuka's breast*
Asuka: What are you doing?!?
Jin: buttsecks?
Asuka: ok!
*then turns out to be more then buttsecks and realize they are cousins o.O*

I had a dream like that once.

Dude! That is suck! But it would be funny to see. Espically when Asuka beats down Jin for hitting her in the butt.  

[Mangafan5]

Jun: Jin i have something to tell you

Jin: yeah

Jun: Heihachi is your father

Jin: O.O

Kazuya: Noooooo