The Corrupt Wish Game

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but the next week turns out to be the worst week over, starting with some heart-wrenching event and ending with you being forced to watch the Zelda animated series. You can decide which is worse.

I wish I didn't have a headache  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. now you have cancer.

i wish i had a friendship bob.  

[Azylia]

Wish granted, but it's full of lice and you get covered with them.

I wish a guy could like me in real life.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but you don't like him

I wish I didn't have to go to a birthday party at 4 so I could see Ocean's 13 at 3:45  

[Bedaizled]

okay...BUt you get there and it's ALL SOLD OUT!!!

I wish I weren't so lazy...

 

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but now you're super productive and have no time for anything fun

I wish I wasn't sick  

[Azylia]

Wish granted but now you have to go back to school.

I wish Gaia didn't lag so much.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but now everything else lags and you are slly driven crazy, a fate which increases drastically when it takes you 2 3/8 days to check your mail.

I wish I could read and interpret minds.  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but they steal your intelegence so you cant do it anymore.

i wish my math teacherdidnt make me dumber.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok but now you have my math teacher *lightning strikes, dramatic music, terrified screams* That's a fate worse than death by torture, nay a fate worse than watching Jekyll and Hyde starring David Hasselhoff!

I wish I could have gone back to my friends house after missing my doctor appointment thingy  

[Bedaizled]

OKay, you went there only to find out that your friend is moving to Antarctica and you'll never see her again!!!

I wish school would start again!!1

EWWWW!!! David Hasselhoff SUCKED!!! as Jekyll/Hyde!! He absolutely slaughtered Confrontation!!! scream

 

[Mordred kaides]

ok but you can't attend because you where sold to a lave worker who lets you work in the mines of northen colombia.

I wish I knew that I passed my exams  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

Quote:

EWWWW!!! David Hasselhoff SUCKED!!! as Jekyll/Hyde!! He absolutely slaughtered Confrontation!!!

THANK YOU!!! My entire chorus HATES him. One girl was all "DIE HASSELHOFF DIE!" at the end. He sounded like a mix of a brain-dead monkey who had just had his tonsils removed and William Shatner.

Ok but your normal grade are so terrible that you fail anyway.

I wish Nora would CALL ME BACK!  

[ZarialAmeraise]

granted. but david hasle hoff still sucks.

i wish dir en grey would come to australia.  

[Morwen Vipertooth]

ok, but now you live in Scotland and have to eat haggis all the time! (teehee Scotland)

I wish there was food in my house