What is the DUMBEST thing a teacher has done???

[~.x.Shoeless.Doom.x.~]

It May Sound Like Me...

One day, near the end of school last year, I was in math and I was really out of it that day. I was chewing gum, doodling, sleeping, and not paying the least bit of attention. At the end of class, my teacher called me up to her desk and I figured I was going to get a detention or something. All she wanted to know was what shade of blue my backpack was.

It was hilarious

...But I'm A Little Bluer Than That.

 

[calcifer9]

fall asleep during our math test  

[Girom]

my teacher in the sixth grade whish was 2 years ago said to keep all bookbags ouuta the aisle i forgot and she was tellin us the answers after we took a test and tripped over my bookbag and before she could turn around my book bag was outta the aisle it was hilarious no1 knew it was me but shes retirin this year yaaaaaayyyyy!!!!!!! *she was evil (T.T)*  

[Droflecopter]

Our subsitute ran straight into a glass door xd  

[Tismit]

One of my high school religion teachers gave us an assignment (extra credit, mind you) about The Da Vinci Code. The last question was your own opinion, so I gave it completely honestly. When I got it back he had written all over it in red, saying my opinion was wrong and he wouldn't give me any credit for my work.

But I thought it was pretty funny that he couldn't deal with the opinion of a 16 year girl, so I laughed it off.  

[Stack That Cheeze]

My math teacher rote something on the board,,,
he turned around and talk about it
and then later [about 1 min] he turns around so he is facing the board
and he said..
what's all this.. XD  

[ssdfdt5]

In geography class the teacher was like 'Everyone get out your math books and study your fractions'. Everyone was like 'wha?' he was like 'JUST DO IT!' we kinda made an o.0 face and we started doing math geography stare  

[Stack That Cheeze]

~.x.Shoeless.Doom.x.~

It May Sound Like Me...

One day, near the end of school last year, I was in math and I was really out of it that day. I was chewing gum, doodling, sleeping, and not paying the least bit of attention. At the end of class, my teacher called me up to her desk and I figured I was going to get a detention or something. All she wanted to know was what shade of blue my backpack was.

It was hilarious

...But I'm A Little Bluer Than That.

lol funny.. XD
btw you like blue too ? me too XD  

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Xenomorph Warrior

here is a similarity to it. When I was in the fifth grade, I was doin nothing but work and then all of a sudden, one of my classmates called out "mom" when he meant calling for the teacher. rofl everyone heard it in the room, even the teacher was snickering

lol  

[Teh Fruit Booter]

omg so many things mrs infanger jesus she talks in a low manly noice she says four like FOWA and floor flowa. Miss O. she yells in a high pitched voice hey sit down and its helariouse  

[mods helper]

well one of my old teachers banned cell phones in the classroom...then when we're working, he sometimes secretly starts texting away on his. eek  

[McHaleski]

my 6th science substitute was the meanest person i've met
most the time she told us to work silently xD (no one did)
anyway she would yell and it was hilarious because(no offense) she had a middle-eastern accent .
And then if we were smiling because her yelling she be like"why are you smiling ??!!!?"and then she would walk over to your table and starting yelling at you for smiling o_O;  

[FF Moogle]

the dumbest thing that one of my teachers have done, is when they became a teacher... stare  

[The Miscreant]

my 6th grade substitute thought the Mississippi River was located in South America then i corrected her and i got detention! gonk  

[DGK_bella]

I had a teacher who used to hit his students, mainly female. He would also make fun of everybody. He hated everyone, even his peers. He was just a lonely, little, sad, Asian man. One day, he knocked this girl, and her desk, over. No one ever told on him, they thought he was funny or cool. We used to hit him back.

I graduated two years ago, but my little sister goes there, she see him in the hallway, so he hasn't got fired yet.