Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[l3 E A R S]

because i realized i had a hangover!  

[Neko-Chan-Akatsuki]

Because she called me a name crying  

[l3 E A R S]

because she called me x-iiKatii-x when i like to be called "that nameless wierdo that is stupid and knows nothing about burritos!"  

[l3 E A R S]

Because its the style these days and i wanted to be AWSOME...not like i wasnt awsome already..its awsome to divorce urself nowadays!  

[OtakuKnightGirl42]

Because she stole my burrito!  

[Neko-Chan-Akatsuki]

Because she stole my TACO!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

[l3 E A R S]

BECUZ I LIKE HER EYES and she was all like"ur lieing"and i was like "noooo"...ya!  

[l3 E A R S]

cuz she stole my love and i wanted it back!  

[l3 E A R S]

because i gtg to eat and will brb when i am done and i interupted her smacking when she ate my nacho from starbucks!  

[Neko-Chan-Akatsuki]

Because she said cake and bunnies were for babies. gonk  

[OtakuKnightGirl42]

Because she wasn't Honni-Sempai fro Ouran!  

[iiS w a g g e r z]

She Popped my Abbs...Not that they are fake or anything  

[v v starlight lunaria v v]

He was too obsessed with his abs..  

[Occoatyl]

We remarried...and our dragons still didn't get along.