+:: The Ultimate Chinese ^ Game ::+

[Nyanfood]

^ will die when the ZoMBieS of the police decide to run her through with a bayonet confused  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ is a blueberry marshmallow.  

[wiim]

^ Is a Kpop singer only when people don't see her.  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ is an icecream salesman on nights of the full moon.  

[sasa_powa_4eva]

^ works as a bouncer every saturday night  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ is wallowing in self pity.  

[Flammable Bait]

^will faint from loss of blood  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ changed his name o.0;;  

[t0shi0]

^is adopting me even though I still have parents o_O  

[Cat-Whiskers]

^ will be hunted down by rabid racoons  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ owns a rabid racoon.. which multiplied!!!! (yes, all on its own)  

[Cat-Whiskers]

^ owns one of the rabid racoons  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ smuggled the rabid racoon into my inventory gonk  

[Cat-Whiskers]

^ is accusing me of smuggling something which I have no control over  

[Niphredil Ithilmir]

^ will call the mutant teenage ninja police on me..