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Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:22 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:47 am
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:35 pm
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Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:40 pm
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 12:27 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:13 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2009 11:51 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 1:50 pm
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Two guys walk into a bar. After a few drinks, they notice that the guy next to them keeps falling off his barstool. The barkeep turns to them and says, "Look, this guy obviously had enough to drink. Why don't you be good samaritans and drive him home, make sure he gets there in one piece." The two guys agree, and tell the third guy to come on and they'll take him home. The guy gets off his barstool and falls to the ground. The two guys pick him up, he takes a few steps, and falls down again. Obviously drunk off his a**, the two guys grab him and half drag/half carry him out of the bar. They get him into their car, and after circling the town a few times, they finally find the guy's house. They pull up in the driveway, the guy gets out, then falls to the ground, gets up, falls to the ground. The two guys then again get him to his feet, then drag him to the front door. They knock, and the guy's wife opens it, and says, "Thank you for bringing my husband home, but...where's his wheelchair?"
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 2:03 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 3:30 pm
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Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2009 5:58 pm
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:28 am
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:24 pm
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