Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[l3 E A R S]

because i was alergic to alpacas and they bought 22 of them anyways!!!  

[l3 E A R S]

because its awsome to divorce ppl now days...my talking llama told me!  

[Cierra Cadaver]

because her talking llama told her to burn me in my sleep  

[l3 E A R S]

because she hates my talking llama and thinks he spat on her on pupose!  

[Twitching_Ninja]

Because she was always abusing me!! I had to say enough is enough! D:<  

[Euphemia Amell]

Because he was constantly twitching.  

[Twitching_Ninja]

Because she was always complaining about my twitching! I like my coffee, and it makes me twitchy! She couldnt accept it and so it had to end! scream  

[l3 E A R S]

because my talking llama told me that guys are out of my legue..he also said to nag your spouse to death...i had to save him from myself..  

[theshadowwolf94]

because i hate talking llamas  

[OtakuKnightGirl42]

Because we can't agree on which is worst, Talking Ilamas or Poatato Ilamas  

[FatalSicness]

Because she divorced someone i dont even know  

[l3 E A R S]

because his skittles are fake!they are plastic!my llama said so!  

[Dimentio the Enigma]

Divorced for not sharing there french fries  

[Balthazar12]

...Because I have learned my lesson to never get married in Las Vegas while drunk... You can't even tell what the person looks like or what gender they are... *cough*

EDIT: Toadette, give me some credit. I only can't tell if I'm drunk. smile  

[Toadette25]

He couldn't tell if I was female.