Why'd you divorce the person above you?

[my-moustashe]

i divorced that ....guy.... because i did share!! just not with HIM! i know- pessimism... right?(hah i cant spell that. +2 points for trying?)

 

[l3 E A R S]

because i wanted garlic fries and she said garlic is gross and ordered me regular fries from "big dogs"bar and grill....then she shot my talking llama cuz my llama told me to smack my spouse..now we are divorced and sad cuz MY LLAMA DIED!  

[Balthazar12]

...because it was a convenient enough time since her llama died anyways.  

[Dimentio the Enigma]

Cause im not into beastiality  

[Balthazar12]

Because a relapse into alcohol is never a good thing..........  

[theshadowwolf94]

cause he's a drunk  

[Dimentio the Enigma]

U farted during sex -_-  

[crazy_blonde_chicky]

he ate my cat and had sex with my little sister.  

[mihawk13]

cause I can't fly & u sleep in the clouds :'(  

[Balthazar12]

Because he interrupted my train of thought.  

[Mochi Sun]

because im not gay (lol no offense xd )  

[Quinnjones]

because i don't like aliens and i'm (not gay, no racism if thats what it is and no offence)  

[TOA102197]

`cause Im a Pirate... pirate and he`s... well... ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja ninja
AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!  

[Mochi Sun]

BECAUSE IM BLUE! twisted twisted twisted twisted