The Temple of the Sheol God

[Megido the Oreo]

>_> What's that supposed to mean, jerk?  

[Sheol Zone]

Hah! This kitten doesn't give it up on the first, second or third date. No no no, she requires at least six months of doting, playing attendance and a nice solid committment before she begins the nasty busininess.

First dates get cute little pecks on the cheek if I like them.
First dates get red smack-marks on the cheek if I don't like them.

Anyways.

~Mopes around before heading to bed~ He won't be back for hours, he went to work and then he's gonna sleep. So. I might as well sleep now too.

v.v;

Night my loves! <3  

[Megido the Oreo]

Hhhhhhhokay then. Sleep well, sweet dreams, don't get eaten by bed-bugs, yadda-yadda-yadda, so-on-and-so-forth. *waves a hand in a circular motion*  

[Artemis Vulpes]

Sheol Kitten

Hah! This kitten doesn't give it up on the first, second or third date. No no no, she requires at least six months of doting, playing attendance and a nice solid committment before she begins the nasty busininess.

First dates get cute little pecks on the cheek if I like them.
First dates get red smack-marks on the cheek if I don't like them.

Anyways.

~Mopes around before heading to bed~ He won't be back for hours, he went to work and then he's gonna sleep. So. I might as well sleep now too.

v.v;

Night my loves! <3

Shipoopi!  

[FogSage]

Megido the Oreo

>_> What's that supposed to mean, jerk?

Your dating advice to Sheol is to "not let him have a**l sex with you the first date, because it'll make you look cheap"? A better thing would be to say that you shouldn't be having sex at all the first date......unless you're desperate and horny and he doesn't mind obliging you.  

[Megido the Oreo]

FogSage

Megido the Oreo

>_> What's that supposed to mean, jerk?

Your dating advice to Sheol is to "not let him have a**l sex with you the first date, because it'll make you look cheap"? A better thing would be to say that you shouldn't be having sex at all the first date......unless you're desperate and horny and he doesn't mind obliging you.

There's a lot of things that I could do and say that would be better... but what fun is that?  

[FogSage]

Artemis Vulpes

Sheol Kitten

Hah! This kitten doesn't give it up on the first, second or third date. No no no, she requires at least six months of doting, playing attendance and a nice solid committment before she begins the nasty busininess.

First dates get cute little pecks on the cheek if I like them.
First dates get red smack-marks on the cheek if I don't like them.

Anyways.

~Mopes around before heading to bed~ He won't be back for hours, he went to work and then he's gonna sleep. So. I might as well sleep now too.

v.v;

Night my loves! <3

Shipoopi!

Was it shipoopi or shiboopi? I can never tell........

*grabs a n00b, carelessly sacrifices it to Sheol*  

[Megido the Oreo]

*Thinks he should sacrifice some more spooge*  

[HeartofSnowe]

*sighs* Big Meggi is a such a male. *rolls eyes*  

[FogSage]

Megido the Oreo

*Thinks he should sacrifice some more spooge*

Oh really now? Well......

*wheels out a cart full of empty specimen cups* Get crackin, then. razz  

[Megido the Oreo]

HeartofSnowe

*sighs* Big Meggi is a such a male. *rolls eyes*

I should certainly hope so. xp

FogSage

Megido the Oreo

*Thinks he should sacrifice some more spooge*

Oh really now? Well......

*wheels out a cart full of empty specimen cups* Get crackin, then. razz

o_o Um... let's work in moderation, ok, psycho? >_>; We don't need to keep a full stock of my sacrifice of choice.  

[FogSage]

Megido the Oreo

HeartofSnowe

*sighs* Big Meggi is a such a male. *rolls eyes*

I should certainly hope so. xp

FogSage

Megido the Oreo

*Thinks he should sacrifice some more spooge*

Oh really now? Well......

*wheels out a cart full of empty specimen cups* Get crackin, then. razz

o_o Um... let's work in moderation, ok, psycho? >_>; We don't need to keep a full stock of my sacrifice of choice.

Oh? Okay then.......^w^ *tosses you three specimen cups, rolls the cart into a closet*

*throws Pocky on altar, burns* I'm sooooo tired.....*whimpers*  

[Megido the Oreo]

o_o *blinks and catches the cups, then sets them on the alter, and goes about unzipping his pants* 6_6  

[FogSage]

Megido the Oreo

o_o *blinks and catches the cups, then sets them on the alter, and goes about unzipping his pants* 6_6

*yelps, hastily puts up four walls all around the altar and you*

Phew....that.....could've been......bad........
eek  

[Megido the Oreo]

*Does his business while enclosed in the walls*